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Wed 8 Nov, 2006 05:52 am
and Nancy Pelosi ws in my living room wearing a burka and forcing my children at gunpoint to bow to mecca for morning prayers, my answering machine was inundated with gay couples llooking for a dj for their wedding, 6 crack dealers had set up concession stands at my kids bus stop, and my dog was in the yard having sex with the neighbors cat.
I was also invited to sign up for the crack cocaine for guns program.
My God. The horror has begun already
Now see, it wasn't nearly as bad in my neighborhood. Down here it was a dog having sex with a possum. Of course, the local cats were busy getting it all on video, but I guess that's another story.
That's right, dang it - its a new day. Hide the white women and the playboy parties, the Dems have come to town!!!
It'll be interesting to see if a little genuine oversight and some judicious subpoena power will change this administration's behavior.
Excuse me, now. I have to go over to the mosque and fire my AK47 into the air in a victory salute.
Allah Akbar to you all!
Sour grapes are the order of the day. It would seem.
au contraire mon ami, au contraire. There is joy and a new flickering light of hope.
Somehow I am not getting that message. Oh well!
I've spent the better part of the morning looking for good hiding places. The terrorists will soon be here.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:I've spent the better part of the morning looking for good hiding places. The terrorists will soon be here.
Nancy Pelosi has given me a no bid contract to sell them white women and cocaine so you can come hang out with me.
Standing on the hill by the edge of my swamp I looked toward town. The roofs were barely visible through the morning mist and the town, though several miles away, had a nice postcard quality to it. I turned to leave, to go back to my house and start putting bulletproof vests on my animals to protect them from the incoming terrorists bullets, when I stopped because of a strange noise coming from the town.
I turned and listened. What was that chilling sound?
And then.... my blood ran cold. I finally recognized the noise. It was the deadly whir of the abortionist tools.
I could hear some women screaming, "I'm not pregnant! Get your hands off me, Pelosi!"
Then.... silence.
Bear was right. It has begun.
Re: I Woke Up This Morning....
Bi-Polar Bear wrote: my answering machine was inundated with gay couples llooking for a dj for their wedding,
Will you give me a discount?
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:gustavratzenhofer wrote:I've spent the better part of the morning looking for good hiding places. The terrorists will soon be here.
Nancy Pelosi has given me a no bid contract to sell them white women and cocaine so you can come hang out with me.
As soon as I can build the courage to run through this terrorist gauntlet I will be on my way.
I hear that we will all be granted 40 virgins by our Islamic masters.
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:gustavratzenhofer wrote:I've spent the better part of the morning looking for good hiding places. The terrorists will soon be here.
Nancy Pelosi has given me a no bid contract to sell them white women and cocaine so you can come hang out with me.
I'm in!!!!!!
I hear there's going to be mass pimp-slapping of Ho's on major town squares!!!! Oh Boy!!
snood wrote:Bi-Polar Bear wrote:gustavratzenhofer wrote:I've spent the better part of the morning looking for good hiding places. The terrorists will soon be here.
Nancy Pelosi has given me a no bid contract to sell them white women and cocaine so you can come hang out with me.
I'm in!!!!!!
I hear there's going to be mass pimp-slapping of Ho's on major town squares!!!! Oh Boy!!
yes indeed, Bobby Brown is the new Minister of Terrorist relations.....
BBB
The only happy people in the U.S. are real estate agents. When the Demcrats raised the minimum wage, thousands of poor people found themselves suddenly rich enough to buy a shack like Gus'.
BBB
Breaking news!
BREAKING NEWS! We are receiving reports of sobbing oil barons jumping to their deaths from the top of their oil rigs.
Vice President Cheney put out a memo, trying to reassure his constituency that come 2008, they will receive even greater tax reductions. "Don't jump. The good times will roll again," he said.
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