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New Evidence: Dinosaurs had breasts

 
 
Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 11:26 am
It was in Utah, December 4th, 1988, college student, Brette Hiawatha, sat down to brush away the centuries old dirt from the Allosaurus breast bone. Not unlike Michaelangelo, creating his David, Brette's tools artfully worked, until, incredibly, something appeared in the rock along with the dinosaur fossil. It was two bag-like impressions, Dolly Parton-sized breast shapes. It took ten years of further digging and cleaning before scientists could be certain of what had been found.
Wednesday, in the upcoming issue of Nature and Bone Magazine, it will be revealed that Brette Hiawatha has discovered the first proof that dinosaurs had humongous gazongas and for that reason, it is taken as proof positive they nursed their young. - Doug Farouk, Mg. Ed., Nature and Bone Magazine
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 11:29 am
http://static.flickr.com/110/275434767_1c3b004fd2.jpg


Actual pic from Nature and Bone Magazine
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 12:53 pm
<snort> nice work EB.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 01:01 pm
I ought to have been a scientist.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 01:01 pm
Where's her bellybutton?
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au1929
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 01:20 pm
What size cup did they wear? :wink:
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Chai
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 01:22 pm
Don't tell kicky about this.

He'll want to build a time machine and go back there.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 01:23 pm
What's the most humongous size?
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 06:10 pm
more like Nature and Boner Magazine...
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 06:13 pm
They don't appear to have found evidence of a bra on the site.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 06:21 pm
Far from being evidence of nursing young, I think the breasts served as a weapon in individual combat. Clearly, those tits can swing further and more heavily than the dinos arms, and the width and length of the tail acts as a sort of counterweight to help her swing her mammae at her opponent.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 06:28 pm
littlek wrote:
Where's her bellybutton?


No bellybutton--they hatch from eggs.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 06:39 pm
Those tits are actually silicoln implants. I can spot them a mile away. Dinos were more advanced than we thought!
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 06:51 pm
I googled "Dinosaurs with tits " and nothing came up that matched my search criteria.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 07:05 pm
Setanta wrote:
littlek wrote:
Where's her bellybutton?


No bellybutton--they hatch from eggs.


uuuuhuh. But, this mammey thing throws a new light on old conceptions. If they had mameries, the bore needy young, not fully capable tiny dinosaurs. The eggs provide all the sustenance that they need to survuive until they can hunt for food for themselves. So, the boobies must mean that dinos bore live young and therefor those young should have bellybuttons. Come on, Boss, get with it!
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 07:19 pm
Im not on board with this. I think Edgar's as tanked as kicky.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 07:41 pm
Perhaps dinosaurs are related to the monotremes.
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 07:56 pm
That would really blur the distinction between reptile and mammal. I would be very surprised. I prefer the silicon theory.
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 07:56 pm
That would really blur the distinction between reptile and mammal. I would be very surprised. I prefer the silicon theory.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Sat 21 Oct, 2006 07:57 pm
Edgar - is Gungasnake holding a gun to your head? Give us a sign and we'll rescue you.
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