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Girl finds bat in bra

 
 
nimh
 
Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 05:31 pm
Local news doesnt get more local than this... from BBC Norfolk :wink:

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Teenager finds bat asleep in bra

A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.

Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate.

When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat. "It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said.

She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear.

"I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat.

"That shocked me very much at the time, but it scuttled off under the desk into the dark. I was shaking from head to toe.

"It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out.

"When I realised it was a bat the first thing that occurred to me was how did it get in there.

"I felt quite sorry for it. Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home.

"I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly.

"The bra was in my drawer but it had been on the washing line the day before.

"When I was driving to work, I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket."

The bat was captured by one of her colleagues and released.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 05:33 pm
Hmmm.
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 05:35 pm
The bat has no mammary of the event.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 05:40 pm
You could lose Count Dracula in a size 34FF bra.
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roger
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 09:12 pm
They're still making those "Living Bras", huh?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 09:15 pm
Padding in a 34FF?

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nimh becomes reyn

whoodathunkit Very Happy
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 09:30 pm
Caught at bat-pad? Oops - cricket joke - will leave north americans confused - tries to wing another pun, blind to the possibilities. How does a boob like me keep abreast of this things?
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mismi
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2008 09:52 pm
What IS a 34 FF...that is quite large isn't it?
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nimh
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2008 05:21 am
ehBeth wrote:
nimh becomes reyn

whoodathunkit Very Happy

Yeah I've mostly given up on the serious stuff Smile
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2008 05:38 am
If I ever find a bat in my underwear, I'm keeping it a secret.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2008 06:55 am
Holy half-watermelons Batman!
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2008 06:02 am
http://bp1.blogger.com/_v5XfaztkiPY/SDcitvtaJPI/AAAAAAAAAFg/AXSbKGOXYbY/s1600-h/27053c-baseball-girl-blue.jpg
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Miller
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2008 06:25 am
Quote:
34FF bra


And it was padded? Laughing
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Equus
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2008 07:48 am
She said she had a few drinks the night before. Obviously she was "in her cups". Probably had Bacardi? (bat logo)

http://www.igfa.org/images/logos/BACARDI_LOGO1_web.jpg
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