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My Breasts Are Down There

 
 
Reply Wed 28 Jul, 2010 11:21 pm
I get very tired of daily nonstop eye contact. Girls don't think I notice them mentally removing my eye-wear. I feel like my face cannot escape their persistent gaze.

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dadpad
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jul, 2010 11:37 pm
you has manboobs?
failures art
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jul, 2010 11:46 pm
@dadpad,
dadpad wrote:

you has manboobs?

If you'd take your hungry eyes of my face for half a second you'd know!

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PUNKEY
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2010 07:06 am
You must be very beautiful/striking or very ugly/mesmerizing.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2010 09:18 am
And I am weary of telling ladies to stop ogling my crotch. I have a mind, too. Just because I don't use it that much doesn't make me your "plaything."
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2010 09:42 am
Saturday Night Live had a sketch about solving this exact problem -

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/files/2010/03/Eyes-on-Nipples-SNL1.jpg

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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2010 09:44 am
@Gargamel,
Gargamel wrote:

And I am weary of telling ladies to stop ogling my crotch. I have a mind, too. Just because I don't use it that much doesn't make me your "plaything."


This guy has the same problem.



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Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2010 10:12 am
@Cycloptichorn,
Cycloptichorn wrote:

Saturday Night Live had a sketch about solving this exact problem -

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/files/2010/03/Eyes-on-Nipples-SNL1.jpg

Cycloptichorn


Classic. In fact that skit was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the thread this one parodies.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2010 10:13 am
Damn. I miss the old days of SNL, when the writers went beyond satirizing pop culture. **** was so imaginative.
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