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Wed 28 Jul, 2010 11:21 pm
I get very tired of daily nonstop eye contact. Girls don't think I notice them mentally removing my eye-wear. I feel like my face cannot escape their persistent gaze.
@dadpad,
dadpad wrote:
If you'd take your hungry eyes of my face for half a second you'd know!
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You must be very beautiful/striking or very ugly/mesmerizing.
And I am weary of telling ladies to stop ogling my crotch. I have a mind, too. Just because I don't use it that much doesn't make me your "plaything."
Saturday Night Live had a sketch about solving this exact problem -
Cycloptichorn
@Gargamel,
Gargamel wrote:
This guy has the same problem.
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Cycloptichorn
@Cycloptichorn,
Cycloptichorn wrote:
Saturday Night Live had a sketch about solving this exact problem -
Cycloptichorn
Classic. In fact that skit was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the thread this one parodies.
Damn. I miss the old days of SNL, when the writers went beyond satirizing pop culture. **** was so imaginative.
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