Excellence too much to expect, but could we have competency?

Should we say that the 2004 budget deficit was $412.7 billion, and that half of that would be $206.3 billion--not $248 billion? Should we say that the fiscal year ends in September, not February? Should we say that February never has 30 days? Should we say that February never had--not even before Julius Caesar--30 days?

Even if it was half, wasn't it half of the gigantic budget deficit that he created?

So what he's really saying is "We are only spending as much as one-half of a drunken sailor." or "We are only driving to the poor house half as fast as we were when I started driving us there."

Hm. Let me compare. Tax increase plus fellatio on one side of the equation.

On the other side, giant deficits. More than half a million dead people in Iraq. NK out of control. "No child gets a dime".

I think our current president should get more fellatio and less politics.

We talked to the Under Armour man. I don't know if you ever heard of that product. I know I'm not supposed to advertise -- (laughter) -- so I won't. (Laughter.) But here's a dreamer. The man had an idea. He didn't like the way the cotton shirts that he wore absorbed his bodily fluids when he exercised, so he came up with a better product. And it worked. And now he's built a huge business. And he's talking about how to continue to expand, and he's worried about our trade policy. Here's a small business guy who came out of a garage, and he's talking to the Secretary of the Treasury and the President of the United States about making sure we have intellectual property rights protection in China.