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Lord Ellpus is poorly.

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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 4 Oct, 2006 07:59 pm
I'm happy to hear the Lord is one the mend. (I am just now finding out about this situation)

I'm surprised that the Lord is sick, actually, since I had always pictured him to be in perfect health.

But, anyway, I hope you didn't undergo too much pain or discomfort, Lord, and it will be nice to see you return to the hallowed halls of A2K.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 4 Oct, 2006 10:45 pm
Good - waiting now ....
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 05:26 am
<Ellpus quietly peeks out from behind curtain>


Hello?


Anyone there?



<thinks - "bloody strange - they all seem to have buggered off">
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Letty
 
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 05:30 am
Hey, Ellpus. Great to see, hear, read from you, Brit. Stay away from that peanut butter on toast, unless, of course, it's au natural. Laughing

No more Vienna sausages either.
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Francis
 
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 05:34 am
Lord Elpus wrote:
<thinks - "bloody strange - they all seem to have buggered off">



We were directed to the Follies Bergere, where you were supposed to be, LE..
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msolga
 
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 05:38 am
Surprised

Ellpus!

Have you buggered off already, or are you still here?

Lovely to see you again! Very Happy
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dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 05:41 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
<Ellpus>


Hello?


Anyone there?



<thinks>




Who was that masked man?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 05:42 am
Hah! Nice to be back, folks and folkesses.

Feeling a hell of a lot better than I did a couple of days ago, but now have to starve myself because I have a endoscope down the throat jobby this PM.

Keep fantasising about various soft and meaty foodstuffs, and can't wait 'til I get home so I can eat something like a bolognese. Mmmmmm.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 05:44 am
Where are you?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 05:46 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Where are you?

Better yet, Why are you?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 05:54 am
Something like that.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 05:59 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Where are you?


I'm actually sitting at home, stomach rumbling like anything, waiting for 1.30 to come around so I can set off for my hospital test.

My son is unintentionally teasing me, by sizzling up some bacon for his sandwich.
Do I have the right to consider murdering him for this? ..or should I just wait until he wants a quiet night in with his girlfriend, and get my own back in some devious way?

Did I mention that I was hungry?
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 06:03 am
A toast with peanut butter perhaps?

(Glad, you think being fit enough to battle with us here!)
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material girl
 
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 06:05 am
Dont worry, Im sat here wanting lunch and wondering if my part time boss who has popped in will stay long enough to cover me.I darent ask incase the answer is no.
Im a bit odd like that.

Nice to hear form you.Chin up M'lud.
Can you divulge what you think is specifically wrong with you.Dont forget my rectal thermometer is nice and warm now.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 06:05 am
In an effort to distract me from the rumblings, I shall now post this.........

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/tv_and_radio/favouritefood_comfort.shtml
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material girl
 
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 06:07 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
In an effort to distract me from the rumblings, I shall now post this.........

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/tv_and_radio/favouritefood_comfort.shtml


Mmmmmmmm, fryyyyy uppp.You tease.

Good to see you still have your sense of humour.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 06:10 am
material girl wrote:
Dont worry, Im sat here wanting lunch and wondering if my part time boss who has popped in will stay long enough to cover me.I darent ask incase the answer is no.
Im a bit odd like that.

Nice to hear form you.Chin up M'lud.
Can you divulge what you think is specifically wrong with you.Dont forget my rectal thermometer is nice and warm now.


Not too sure at this moment, MG.

The specialist thinks it's a flare up of the old crohn's wotnot, I tend to agree with him, but my crystal rectal health masseuse thinks it may have something to do with the giant conch shell that seems to have got lodged in my upper respiratory tract.

I'll get back to you.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 06:31 am
So glad to hear you are feeling better despite the hunger pains.
Start planning the celebration dinner you can have when this is all over. Spare no expense, and think of me when you're biting into your spotted dick.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 06:52 am
I wouldn't be eating that sponge thing, if I was you. Glad to see you back. Listen to the Doc and don't forget to take it easy.
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Treya
 
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Reply Thu 5 Oct, 2006 06:55 am
Good to see you back ellpus. I hope you feel better soon.
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