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Lord Ellpus is poorly.

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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Tue 3 Oct, 2006 10:28 pm
Late to this thread, but deeply concerned... I'm off to ship a few cases of "elixir" to Droitwich. I pray it arrives in time.

You must get well, Ellpus... You simply must.
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lezzles
 
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Reply Tue 3 Oct, 2006 10:41 pm
Hope it isn't priapism. My ex had that. I was totally exhausted looking after him, day in, day out, day in, day out..... I've never known such hard work. Rolling Eyes
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georgeob1
 
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Reply Tue 3 Oct, 2006 11:23 pm
I wish Ellpus well.

He is always good-humored, entertaining, and interesting: never mean-spirited.

Get well : Come back !
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JPB
 
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Reply Wed 4 Oct, 2006 06:16 am
Damn! Just saw this thread, LE, get better RIGHT NOW, ya hear?
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 4 Oct, 2006 03:47 pm
Just had word...

He's on the mend! Very Happy

They managed to sugically remove the spatula, using the latest techniques!

Apparantly, it had by-passed most major organs. Though it's too soon to tell if his fertility has been affected. But given the location of the spatula... I weep for him, I really do!

Seriously though - it's good new, he may even post tomorrow!

Sarah

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Letty
 
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Reply Wed 4 Oct, 2006 03:55 pm
Wonderful news, smorgs. Spatula? My God. No one the poor man was ill.<smile> Thank you for keep us posted, dear.
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 4 Oct, 2006 03:56 pm
Oh, no! Not the spatula I gave him?!

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=81717&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=spatula&start=50

<weeping>

It's all m-m-my fault!!!
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squinney
 
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Reply Wed 4 Oct, 2006 03:57 pm
Thank Gawd he it wasn't the tongs!
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Letty
 
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Reply Wed 4 Oct, 2006 03:58 pm
Y'all are funny. It's wonderful to be able to joke about things.
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 4 Oct, 2006 04:50 pm
Isn't it, though! Very Happy
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 4 Oct, 2006 05:03 pm
Whew!!!

Finally I can get my whisk back!
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Letty
 
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Reply Wed 4 Oct, 2006 05:05 pm
Funny story that my sister told me. Some very heavy lady was having an examination concerning the same problems that Lord Ellpus is having. The surgeon noticed a fistula and asked her if she had been having any problems concerning it.

She replied: Oh, yes, doctor. It's a real problem. When I break wind it just whistles.

The very droll surgeon replied: Hmmm. Bet you are the only woman in the world who can whistle two tunes at once. Razz
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 4 Oct, 2006 06:04 pm
squinney wrote:
Thank Gawd he it wasn't the tongs!


Or the egg beater!

So glad for the news, thanks again smorgs!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 4 Oct, 2006 06:31 pm
It wasn't the spatula, per se, but rather the remnants of old-fashioned English food (for what else would the Lord eat?) on the spatula. This stuff can barely be tolerated when it is confined within the gastrointestinal tract. When it finds its way into a body cavity, it is a medical emergency of the first order.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 4 Oct, 2006 07:17 pm
<exhales>

Thanks for the update!! Looking forward to seeing the Lord around these parts.
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Wed 4 Oct, 2006 07:27 pm
smorgs wrote:
Just had word...

He's on the mend! Very Happy

They managed to sugically remove the spatula, using the latest techniques!


Thanks again, smorgs.

Is spatula a colloquialism for gerbil?

Anyway, the important point is that Ellpus is better!
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lezzles
 
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Reply Wed 4 Oct, 2006 07:36 pm
Be still, my beating heart.......
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lezzles
 
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Reply Wed 4 Oct, 2006 07:36 pm
Be still, my beating heart.......

Smile
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lezzles
 
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Reply Wed 4 Oct, 2006 07:37 pm
Be still, my beating heart.......

Smile


Terrific news!
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 4 Oct, 2006 07:55 pm
Oh, I'm so glad!

I worry so.
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