patiodog wrote:This is damn bad news. I don't like it. I hope Elp improves -- not for his own sake, of course, but because my own minutes here are much diminished in character and quality without him
(Everytime I see Lord Elpie's name contracted as LE, by the way, I always think, "Lupus Erythematosus.")
Get well, M'Lord!
So do I, so do I. But that's another story..
Lordy! What's wrong with the Ellpus?
Clean living. (check)
Kind (check)
Smart & witty. (check)
See, nothing wrong.
Stop messing around and get well soon, Lord E.
Re: Lord Ellpus is poorly.
smorgs wrote:Lord Ellpus is poorly
I have a feeling we have it all wrong.
I don't think he's sick at all, but
poorly. In other words, he can't pay his mortgage, got foreclosed on, and he's out on the street.
Poor bugger. A homeless lord.
[size=7]BUT, in case I have it all wrong, get better, okay?[/size]
He does have serious health problems..
love-a-duck, I wish him to be well.
Come on, M'lord, up and at 'em! The peasant shooting season has just begun! You don't want to miss a day of it, do you?
Pheasant shooting, pheasant shooting, cough..
cheer up lord e, it could be worse, you could be this guy
Medical Love Song
Inflammation of the foreskin
Reminds me of your smile.
I've had ballanital chancroids
For quite a little while.
I gave my heart to NSU
That lovely night in June.
I ache for you, my darling,
And I hope you get well soon.
My penile warts, your herpes,
My syphilitic sores.
Your moenelial infection,
How I miss you more and more.
Your dobie's itch, my scrumpox,
Our lovely gonnorrhea,
At least we both were lying,
When we said that we were clear.
Our syphilitic kisses,
Sealed the secret of our tryst.
You gave me scrotal pustules,
With a quick flick of your wrist.
Your trichovaginitis
Sent shivers down my spine;
I got snail tracks in my anus
When your spirochetes met mine.
Gonoccocal urethritis, streptococcal
ballinitis, meningo myelitis,
diplococcal cephalitis, epididimitis,
interstitial keratitis, syphilitic
choroiditis, and antertior u-ve-i-tis.
My clapped out genitalia
Is not so bad for me,
As the complete and utter failure
Every time I try to pee.
My doctor says my buboes
Are the worst he's ever seen,
My scrotum's painted orange
And my balls are turning green.
My heart is very tender
Though my parts are awful raw,
You might have been infected
But you never were a bore.
I'm dying of your love, my love
I'm your spirochaetal clown,
I've left my body to science
But I'm afraid they've turned it down.
Gonoccocal urethritis, streptococcal
ballinitis, meningo myelitis,
diplococcal cephalitis, epididimitis,
interstitial keratitis, syphilitic
choroiditis, and antertior u-ve-i-tis
you aren't that guy, are you
Get better, dude. We need you here.
Oh, ****...... This is all together too much sickness, LordE! I hope you're better pronto. And back to delight us.
Thanks for letting us know, Smorgs.
Hoping for a speedy recovery, your Lordship.
Sorry to hear you're not well, Lord Ellpus
Hope you're feeling better soon.
I love reading your posts.
Tom Baker was the worst Doctor Who ever!
x
He probably got spanked a bit too hard. His ass is raw and he can't sit properly !
get well soon !!
What's up with those virus?
Get rid of them soon, LE!
I'm sorry you're not feeling the best, Ellpus.
Here's hoping you're much improved soon!
Im warming up the rectal thermometer.
I will also be donning my nurses outfit so Im ready for action, medical action of course.
Get well soon My Lord.
I just come back Lordy, and you are out ill! Feel better soon...I've missed you!
