ebrown, I had a roommate talk me into going to her Pentecostal Church once.
Her parents were going to visit, and she wanted to show them I was a Godly person (oh boy
oh yeah....speaking in tongues.....some woman jumped up and said she was moved to perform an interpretive dance about Mary and her veil.....(huh?)
Then, this pregnant woman a few chairs down from us...not even PEWS for heavens sake....chose this time for her water to break.....YAYYY!!!
The pregnant womans husband was up in the front playing one of the guitars, and someone had to go sneak up there and get him....The woman wouldn't budge until he came down to her.
I remember thinking...."good GOD honey, get up and start getting to the car, he'll catch up." Well, I realized then why she wouldn't, she knew what was to come. Her husband gets there and she makes him take off his suit jacket so she can tie it around her waist. Like no one ever saw a wet skirt before, or would care, considering the woman was going into labor.
When they stand up, the preacher guy see's what's going on and just made this incredible big scene as they were trying to leave. The woman looked like she wanted the earth to open up and swallow her.
In hindsight, it was a pretty good show.