I don't like the look of Tarah with that crass underwear, mask and cat-o-five tails. Not one bit.
You could have the tender parts smoking.
Still, every man to his fancy. Don't let my softie side put anybody off.
Mac wrote-
Quote:Did anyone read the autobiography of Anthony Burgess, Little Wilson and Big God which is marvellous by the way, containing the line (and author's personal experience that ) "The Welsh are full of sex"?
Not only have I read it but it is on my easy reach shelves. I agree it is marvellous but nobody can pretend to emulate Joyce and get past my feet. I thought "You've Had Your Time" more mature. It's good like Tim Henman is good. Which he is.
Burgess was married to a Welsh woman, of a type I avoid like I avoid exploding ammunition dumps, and many men claim that the woman they have had barnacled onto them are "full of sex" as an assertion which makes them feel superior to those who have had to be contented with the plain Jane English Rose dimpled pink chubbies in a haystack on a warm summer evening and who keep the secret to themselves to keep the price down and the Delia Smith cooking continuously available.
Quote:It would have taken a Spendi to concoct a fantasy out of that.
No problem Mac with two 55 year olds in smart uniforms who will have been shagged by about 800 pilots and navigators in their illustrious careers. Anybody can hand out boiled sweets but amusing officers in far away staging posts into their 50s is the skill tested for in stewardess recruitment procedures. I assume the officers do have some influence. Or have the feminists even breached that bastion.
I would hate young male cabin staff myself if ever I was forced at gunpoint to visit a foreign country without being paid a lot. That would have me needing all my good luck charms on board to prevent me shaking like a leaf in a gale. And some calming medicines. Two 55 year old stewardesses would be very reassuring. I would know I was in safe hands.
I would go along with their fantasies. If only to pass the time during turnaround. Mine are too simple.
I just thought Mac that you might be going under in a welter of politeness and sugar coated flattery.
