Mathos wrote:Don't get cocky Steve, I'm up to my eye balls with Dirty Dick and don't need additional dick 'eads yapping round my ankles!
thats all right mathos I'm not in the yapping at ankles school of grammar more the ripping heads off.
Your the culprit for the headless Barbie Dolls then!
Mathos wrote-
Quote:abnormal fantasies.
And all I did was a straight reporting job on the ladies in the pub some of whom came close enough to tweek the nasal receptors.
That's "abnormal" is it?
You could knock me down with a feather.
Anyway Mathos, I could tell you enjoyed typing out the words you yourself picked out of your mind. You should take care- if you drool into the keyboard it can fuse all the lights.
Oh Lord, its hard to be humble.
I'm not conceited, though I have every reason to be.
Mathos wrote:Your the culprit for the headless Barbie Dolls then!
your winding me up here maffy
Where's Smorgie? Out on the piss I 'xpect.
Oops I keep forgetting the time difference. Well past chucking-out time.
The landlord in my pub is so desperate for turnover that I had to think up a polite excuse to depart and return to the happy band of Brit threaders and I'm not wholly convinced that I have made the correct decision.
Likely not. Should've gone for a happy late wander, minding the jack of the lanterns so as to avoid falling into holes in the peat.
Or is that Erin?
spendius wrote:The landlord in my pub is so desperate for turnover that I had to think up a polite excuse to depart and return to the happy band of Brit threaders and I'm not wholly convinced that I have made the correct decision.
No wonder he's desperate Spendi, you and your mates from the dirty mac brigade are enough to turn any decent venue into a deserted ship!
Roll up roll up, watch the winky wanky spendi, every-time he winks he wanks!
Don't throw dust in his eye lady!
Just a quick one for The Brits:- Might be worth an each way;-
WASALAT 3.30 @ Wolverhampton
Spendy likes a punt too- I knew you two probably had a lot in common. :wink:
Trust your having a good time Mac. Don't forget my present! :wink:
I don't back horses at places like Wolverhampton.
The crowd is too small to form a proper market and the prize money and stud status not enough to overcome other odd factors.
I have tipped four horses on A2K. Two Grand National winners and two Derby winners.
Wolverhampton is for mugs and those in the know. If Mathos is in the latter category we should all make a fortune.
Just to let you know the little darling of an outsider came in 2nd at 12/1.
If Spendi had put a grand on it each way, he would have been on the top shelf tonight. Could have welcomed some waifs and strays into his landlords dying pub and made the place look busy.
A grand each-way, which you hadn't advised, gets a £4000 return for £2000 staked. Backing at evens at Wolverhampton is a route to the poor house. I would bet the market was 130% over-round. It's 5% at Royal Ascot. Nobody has the slightest chance above about 112% and you have to be a very good judge to get the better of that.
The state of pubs at present, which is as you picture it apart from Friday, is a reflection of the surrender of men to the hand that rocks the cradle.
Pubs are the last bastion of freedom. It is nothing the crow about. I'm just a brave soul keeping the flag flying. Was it Ms Greer who called it the "Pussy whip"? When men cease socialising with alcoholic beverages they can be picked off at leisure with hardly any effort. They become sitting ducks.
You can stuff soft furnishings and shoes and frocks up your rear chimney.
I like 'em basic rather than reflecting media trained sensibilities. Every window at the pub has tart's knickers curtains fitted at great expense. Got to be a message there somewhere I feel. Stinks of abject defeat. No wonder everybody is asserting like a puffing-Billy going uphill. Assertions are all they have left.
Had your hair primped lately Mathos?
If I let you in on the odd very likely but not guaranteed wager Spendi, I don't expect you to play with matchsticks or marbles.
We can all quote market ups and downs in any avenue, that isn't difficult, seven year olds can do it if you give them the basics and a formulae.
A Landlord with knicker curtains up in the pub, I bet a woman screwed him with style and a capital 'F' . Does he squint when he's talking to the flashy lasses, they normally do?
Hair primped??
Not done anything fancy with it all as yet mate, I want it down on my shoulders when I go away in January, I'll have a fancy style in Bangkok. It has an air of perfection having a haircut in Bangkok. A very modern shop by Nana Sky Train Station on Sukhumvit Road. It's called 'Friends'
Full style, colour, shave, facial, ears, mani cure, pedicure, massage and plenty of crack from a bevy of gorgeous young ladies, all very professional in their chosen sphere, A couple of beers thrown in and all the lot for £20..00.
It's a brilliant way to while away an afternoon, puts you in a good mood for going out at night.
It would make me weep at the thought of the depths of degredation I had sunk to were I even able to compose such a sentence as the one beginning "Full" and ending "0."
"0." being the eventual sperm count. Maybe there's no need to worry about global warning. Nature has its ways of seeing off a nuisance which wants it all.
Could you not find anything logical to grouch about Spendi?
Just in case your interested;- 4-10 race at Exeter today.
As I have previously mentioned, no guarantee at all, but I'll be having an EW on Lord Nellsson it could even beat what will probably be the winner ie Manilla Tippera, but a place should be nicely acceptable.
