Steve 41oo wrote:
I might attend the world's leading international salon event myself. One never knows when top class hairdressing skills might be needed...
What can I say ...
Visitors to the show will be treated to the best of hairdressing, live shows and educational seminars ...
I would really need that!!!
Would you like me to pick you up a nice little rug while I'm there Walter?
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Dorothy Parker wrote:Would you like me to pick you up a nice little rug while I'm there Walter?
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Thanks a lot, Dorothy! Although Mrs. Walter doesn't like when I add more stuff to my navy/marine corner/wall - alittle rig really would look very nice there (Your keyboard doesn't type the "i" properly, btw!)
Didn't mean it in a nasty way Walter.
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Dorothy Parker wrote:Didn't mean it in a nasty way Walter.
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Neither did I think so :wink:
JPB wrote:spendius wrote:
Messing in people's nits and round cists and eczema sores and pustules and having to listen to the punter's life stories while their silent farts are seeping out of their collars mixed with their perfumes gone rancid and having to be nice and polite and flattering the silly sods.
our spendy has a way with words...mostly unpleasant
You must realise Steve that the view I expressed in such understated terms (I can do it in pub-speak) is widely held in the population.
It has been said that it is the greatest obstacle to getting people out of their scented cars and onto public transport. (Perish the thought.)
yes an American cousin of mine had an Oldsmellsmobile.
Spendy however obnoxious you become dont go away...yet.
Now tell me about your effusions in the Literary Review magazine.
They weren't so silent mate.
spendius wrote:They weren't so silent mate.
I'm only posting this to be witness to your 1.8*10^4 post.
Evenin' all!
(smorgs of Dock Green)
I used to be a hairdresser you know?
I used to work with a punk called 'Rita the Filth' - really, I kid you not!
She was very popular with the pensioners though - due to her excessive use of setting lotion and hairspray, she could make a shampoo and set un-budgable till your appointment, it could even cope with a day out on Blackpool sea-front.
Wish I had a £ for everyone who said "don't take too much of the length" to me!
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smorgs wrote:Evenin' all!
(smorgs of Dock Green)
I used to be a hairdresser you know?
I used to work with a punk called 'Rita the Filth' - really, I kid you not!
She was very popular with the pensioners though - due to her excessive use of setting lotion and hairspray, she could make a shampoo and set un-budgable till your appointment, it could even cope with a day out on Blackpool sea-front.
Wish I had a £ for everyone who said "don't take too much of the length" to me!
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interesting...some sort of secret recognition? Blackpool? You wanna go where the trams dont...FLEETWOOD that'll put radioactive cockles in yer 'art.
Best fish and chips I ever had... in Fleetwood!
Blythe - second best
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damn your smorgswoman
chips on fleetwood seafront
for me it was plymouth
then aldburgh
then believe it or not great yarmouth
with curry sauce
damn you temptress
off now to chippy
bye
yeah?
But you can't get proper mushy peas daaaaaawn saaaaaarf!
(smorgs adopts air of Northern snootiness)
adopt all the snares of orphan ootiness you like my dear
I have some bananas bought at lidls this morning
[mrs s said at Aldeburgh, "seagulls dont eat chips"...next minute scene out of Alfred Hitchcock's the Birds...us running away up promenade]
stevieaswhateverbaby wrote:
Quote:I have some bananas bought at lidls this morning
Bully for you!
Made me laugh about the seagulls - they are greedy bastards!
I remember when the daughter was chased by a squirrel in the local park for her cheese and onion pasty.
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