THE BRITISH THREAD

These two British Air Force jets ...




... are momentarily stationed at our local airport ...



... AND MAKING A HELL OF NOISE NOW AND HERE!

sorry Walter, I'll tell them to STOP IT.


mufc 1 lille 0 and should be disqualified

The blighters. Damned bad show.

French police used teargas on Utd fans squashed behind van de Saar's goal. What the **** is wrong with these officious uniformed idiots?

The blighters. Damned bad show again.

SrrAlex got it right in the post-match interview.

UEFA should come down on Lille FC like a ton of bricks.

Or a tonne of pain au chocolat.

It wor good fun.

Apart from the first half.

Had they ploughed the pitch?

Happy Birthday, Walter! I'll make you a big cake next time your in Blighty.

Sarah
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The rest of you buggers:

I'm going off now, moving in to new gaff. I WILL be back once my tits have grown again, as the posting of Jets and footy has caused an upset in my endocrine system, I may come back as a Ladyboy!

Be good!

Sarah
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Thanks, smorgs .... and I'll come back to that offer!!!

Mac, in a magisterial frame of mind, wrote-



I think if I was in charge of Lille FC I might consider going to Old Trafford in all yellow strip and assissting the Reds to win 33- Nil.

If they want to win so much that they'll stoop to an unsporting trick like taking free kicks before everybody is ready and relying on the letter of the law it would seem the obvious thing to do in all decency. We don't want all the bottom lips at Old Trafford trembling now do we. Or the annual dividend to be under threat.

Any plonker can kick a ball into an empty net from that distance.

"You just wanna be on the side that's winnin' " Bob Dylan.

Hiya there Spendy old fruit. I don't know what your last post means but here's an observation or two.

If a foul/free kick is awarded, an advantage to the injured party presumably is intended/desired. Why then should this be negated by "waiting till everyone is ready", until the defence has all avenues covered and the advantage negated? Eh? It's an annoying tactic of the defending team, trying to delay a free kick. I'd penalise any defender who approached the ball after a foul is blown, maybe by a ten-yard distance penalty or perhaps thumbscrews.

Be aware of the potential effect of footy talk on Smorgie's tits, though.

All I know Mac is that I would feel a lot better about myself had I done the decent thing and the ball had flown like a weaving swallow into the top corner of the net just beyond the reach of the goalie's despairing fingertips rather than doing what they did. It isn't as though Lille would be any trouble at Old Trafford.

And it is well accepted in football circles that had Utd scored the goal Lille did at Old Trafford it would have stood.

And another thing, while I'm on,- where was the tear gas? I never saw any tear gas.

I hope they get booed through all their remaining matches. The game is a spectacle for viewers. They want to see good goals not crafty ones that most of them missed.

If smorgsie's tits were a bit less prominent you lot's temperature might come down.

I know Spendy will automatically side with the fine upstanding servants of the Fifth Republic in the form of the CRS...(is it the 5th or later version?)

if I say I read it in the Grauniad


but really their behaviour bordered on the murderous.

Our sports minister Caborn said something about it being a serious incident but the govt will have to allow the football authorities to investigate...balls

Nowadays Labour never miss an opportunity of missing an opportunity. They should have turned this into a full scale diplomatic incident. Labour's popularity would soar on the back of some official French bashing, batoning and cs gassing.

Rubbish Steve.

The Government knows better than to pull a foolish stunt like that. That's why it hasn't tried.

I should think at least 95% of our population would enjoy the French cops giving Utd fans a dusting over.

I think, for what it is worth, that Labour's popularity will soar on the back of a good old-fasioned election boom, in the event it needs to. Which it hasn't yet. It isn't as though it isn't skilled in the art. Apart from the miscalculation which resulted in the 179 majority.

well of course they would. Its only a game. Round 'em up pen 'em in and chuck in the zyklon B.

Nobody rounded them up Steve. They freely volunteered.

actually paid good money for the privilege. Spends sometimes you have an unerring knack of exposing a raw nerve and rubbing cs gas in it.

Any road up cant dwell on niceties when footys on.

Bayer Levercusen and Blackburn

saw the first leg last week in Germany (thanks Walter and his telly)


Come on you chemical boys.