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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 11 Dec, 2006 03:51 pm
Steve 41oo wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Steve 41oo wrote:


Now, having downed a cordial pint or two (of Abbot Ale) I am in a more melifluous mood. I have no idea what that word means, no doubt someone of a more literary bent will tell me, but it just seemed to appear...so the photo with the water was taken last week.

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Ware?
exactly ware was it taken jeez are some people dumb or what.
Where was ti?


Who was on first base? Steve, I was waiting for that.....


(see two posts back for answer)
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 11 Dec, 2006 03:55 pm
Walter Hinteler wrote:
Steve 41oo wrote:
exactly ware was it taken jeez are some people dumb or what.


Not elicitable, so to say.
hmm thats deep Walter

Just like the river between the old ***** and the river **** on the A**** SOMEWHERE in Norfolk.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 11 Dec, 2006 03:57 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:


Who was on first base? Steve, I was waiting for that.....


(see two posts back for answer)
excellent millorrdy

well don

as in river
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 11 Dec, 2006 04:02 pm
smorgs wrote:

But I adore you all, I'd give everyone of you my last quid

x


Y'know, I'm pretty sure you would as well..
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 11 Dec, 2006 04:02 pm
I can see you are all tiring fast.

Sorry for brain wracking

ok one two three

times up

the answer is

one moment please

fire alarm

back soon

am evacuating

sorry

nasty

smorgie ware the **** are you when I need you to piss on me?
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 11 Dec, 2006 04:04 pm
Here's some minutia from my life:

Bath, bed and book (Justine)

Night all!

x
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 11 Dec, 2006 04:09 pm
Steve 41oo wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:


Who was on first base? Steve, I was waiting for that.....


(see two posts back for answer)
excellent millorrdy

well don

as in river


You want the name of the river?

Lea, of course.


(Night, Sarah)
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 11 Dec, 2006 04:16 pm
smorgs wrote:
Here's some minutia from my life:

Bath, bed and book (Justine)

Night all!

x
the triple B eh? Sounds sinister to me. It must be code. Smorgie in bed with Justine...
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 11 Dec, 2006 04:22 pm
Mathos wrote-

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Oh, sorry Spendi, I forgot, Father Celibate, doesn't agree with sex.


The depraved Roman elite used a thing called a vomitorium. It was to enable them to indulge in one of the seven deadly sins more than the natural urge would have allowed them to.

I suppose Viagra is similar but for another of the SD sins. I'm slothful but I don't do sleeping pills. I've got pride as well but I don't dress it with flashing lights.

I would prefer a pill for nutrition as well. What a waste of time eating is.

Define sex will you? I don't know whether I disagree or not unless I know what is meant.
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 11 Dec, 2006 04:27 pm
What? The real Justine!
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 11 Dec, 2006 04:29 pm
spendius wrote:

The depraved Roman elite used a thing called a vomitorium.
When I was last at the Bernabau Stadium...he says casually...I was amused by signs and stair leading to the "Vomitorium"..any connection there Spendifficile?
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 11 Dec, 2006 06:13 pm
How would I know? I need a traffic warden when I get more that half a mile from my sofa.

And some lane markers with arrows telling me which way to go so as not to be in the ****.

I love green lights though. They mean you can proceed into the future. Or at least I think they do. Assuming the next red is the future.

Free will and all that razz.

I read once that the average American city dwelling motorist spends 2.7569 years of his/her life stuck at a red light and only 22 weeks wanking.

I must say I found that somewhat disquieting.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 12 Dec, 2006 12:07 am
spendius wrote:
What? The real Justine!


She'll be reading Juliette next. :wink:
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 12 Dec, 2006 01:59 am
spendius wrote:
Mathos wrote-

Quote:
Oh, sorry Spendi, I forgot, Father Celibate, doesn't agree with sex.


The depraved Roman elite used a thing called a vomitorium. It was to enable them to indulge in one of the seven deadly sins more than the natural urge would have allowed them to.


Er, the vomitorium was not used for vomiting in.

Apparently it was a crowd-overspill device, a "crush hall".
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 12 Dec, 2006 02:00 am
Where are the reports and pics of Walter's travels to UK?
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Tue 12 Dec, 2006 02:20 am
the prince wrote:
Where are the reports and pics of Walter's travels to UK?


Pics on the chip (mostly) and on my computer (file F>Walter>photos>England 12-2006) and reports in my secret diary. :wink:
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 12 Dec, 2006 02:26 am
Parked, and listening..
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 12 Dec, 2006 02:39 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
spendius wrote:
What? The real Justine!


She'll be reading Juliette next. :wink:


Enlighten me. Are these books rude? Lawrence Durell, or the M de S?

For those who might be interested (not Spendy obviously) my bedside book at the moment is The Pickwick Papers.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 12 Dec, 2006 03:37 am
McTag wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
spendius wrote:
What? The real Justine!


She'll be reading Juliette next. :wink:


Enlighten me. Are these books rude? Lawrence Durell, or the M de S?

For those who might be interested (not Spendy obviously) my bedside book at the moment is The Pickwick Papers.


What?

Well, I finished 120 Days of Sodom....

x
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 12 Dec, 2006 05:18 am
McTag wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
spendius wrote:
What? The real Justine!


She'll be reading Juliette next. :wink:


Enlighten me. Are these books rude? Lawrence Durell, or the M de S?

For those who might be interested (not Spendy obviously) my bedside book at the moment is The Pickwick Papers.


I've edited my earlier response, McT, as it may give the plot away if Smorgs sees it.

No doubt she will give a review when she's finished, if she wants.

There's lots of <ahem> in there, though, if we're talking M de S.
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