Mathos wrote:
You sad sap Lord S for B. I hav...............followed by loads of megaphone rants at full blast.
Listen here, Mathos the magnificent, you are boring the sh*t out of me now with your pompous whingeing.
Funnily enough, the going stereotype for a Northern bloke down here, is one of an arrogant, loudmouthed know it all, but I must say that I've never actually encountered one before now, apart from a guy that used to live near me, who originated from Formby (we called him "George") which is up that way I believe.
I've met loads of guys from up your way, and they all seem fine.
I think that whoever started up this particular stereotype, had obviously worked for you in the past, or endured you as a neighbour.
You're boring and repetetive, and I see no reason as to why I should waste any more time on such a total twonk.
I'll just use the rolling eye emoticon in future, as this is getting nowhere, apart from possibly arousing you in a way that I don't even want to begin to imagine.
If you bellow any more, I shall have to put on my festive ear protectors.
You have been warned.
Just things out of the freezer, or cupboards, to supplement our meagre provisions (violins to accompany justification).
Go and peel a banana, Lil. Then stick it somewhere.
