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JPB
 
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Reply Wed 29 Nov, 2006 06:27 pm
I sure wish you people would speak English.

What did he just say?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 01:03 am
I'm sorry, JPB, I didn't understand you. Would you be good enough to repeat the question in proper English?

Mornin' all. Just think, three weeks from now and the days start getting longer!
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smorgs
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 01:11 am
That's not helping me get motivated for work, Ellpus!

x
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 01:13 am
Tomorrow the weekend starts, smorgs - and on Staturday I'll fly to London.

More motivating?


And 'morning to all, of course!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 01:19 am
Walter flying to London?

(I think he's a secret hit man, personally. He's coming over here to bump off Blair by foul means, involving a giant Polony-um)

















Yes, I know it's Polish.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 01:35 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Walter flying to London?


Well, the Missus has had her tour some weeks ago, now it's my turn :wink:
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 03:58 am
Bong voyage, Walter!
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Mathos
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 04:54 am
spendius wrote:
Goodbye.

When they drop you off the "stickies" you are on the way down unless you can interest the viewers.

Which you can't.

You are too, how shall we say, rebellious and avant garde lower middle class with tart's knicker's curtains at the windows so to speak.

This is 2006.



You BIG SOFT MARD ARSED PUDDIN Gerow up Spendi!

Just because you were born and raised on a 30,000 acre estate don't make you king of anything, unless its the weeds, ants, termites and bugs!


Did you have real hankies too, we had to use old pillow cases cut up and stitched around the edges. Right posh on Vicky Avenue bud! AND we got new sandals and a pair of pants and new shirt with short sleeves, every Whit Week so we looked nice and respectable for The Walks.

Oi you lot as well, why has Mathos not been complimented on his 10,000 post?


Bloody ignorant pillocks!
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Mathos
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 05:06 am
Todays Nags


1.20 Market Rasen Runaway Bishop;- Advised EW 11/2

(Sounds like Spendi that...Runaway plonker)


2.40 Wincanton WARNINGCAMP Advised Win 11/2


I'm having a win bet on both!
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 05:23 am
Walter, how long are you in London for? I am travelling unfortunately (my last jaunt of 2006) and not back until 11th
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 05:34 am
Mathos wrote:


Oi you lot as well, why has Mathos not been complimented on his 10,000 post? ..........


Sorry Mathos, I had no idea that you were erecting a very long fence.

You must have a massive garden.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 05:59 am
Mathos - heartiest congrats on your 10000000 post (it's quality, not quantity) and hope your erection goes to plan.

spends - Have you got money? I might have known you was posh.

Walter - Have a safe journey, hope the plane isn't radio-active! Will you be seeing McT in Manchester?

McT - Mornin' chuck.

x
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 06:06 am
<sob> What about MEEEE! <sob>

<Turns around feeling totally dejected, walks off to the Bookies in the hope that he can recoup the devastating 75p loss of yesterday>
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 06:35 am
Top of the mornin' to ye....oh, I see its nearly time for the one o'clock News.
Sort your own capital letters out for that, I can't BE bothered.

I've just finished washing the car, because termorrer we're going dahn saff into deepest Essex
(What's the difference between an Essex girl and a supermarket trolley?
- A supermarket trolley's got a mind of its own.)

...and when we get there, if all goes well, and we drive a bit further, we will meet Walter, Steve, and Mrs Steve.

So, that'll be nice.



Hey, what about the piece in today's Independent which says (and refers to scientific proof) that men are CONSIDERABLY brighter than women?

Are we surprised, folks, or are we astounded? Who would've thunk that?
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 06:39 am
McTag wrote:
I saw in the paper, a little snippet about Celtic's goalscoring Japanese midfielder, Nakamura.
You remember, the one who scored the goals agains ManU?

Anyway, apparently the fans have a new song about him containing the lines

"He eats chow mein
And he votes Sinn Fein...


Laughing


That raised a storm of apathy, too. I thought it was quite good. Football crowds (principally male) can be quite funny.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 06:51 am
Quote:
Hey, what about the piece in today's Independent which says (and refers to scientific proof) that men are CONSIDERABLY brighter than women?


I think it's bollocks!

S

x

(but women are sexier)
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 07:33 am
smorgs wrote:
Quote:
Hey, what about the piece in today's Independent which says (and refers to scientific proof) that men are CONSIDERABLY brighter than women?


I think it's bollocks!

S

x

(but women are sexier)
Good point. It may well be the bollocks that accounts for it.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 07:41 am
McTag wrote:
McTag wrote:
I saw in the paper, a little snippet about Celtic's goalscoring Japanese midfielder, Nakamura.
You remember, the one who scored the goals agains ManU?

Anyway, apparently the fans have a new song about him containing the lines

"He eats chow mein
And he votes Sinn Fein...


Laughing


That raised a storm of apathy, too. I thought it was quite good. Football crowds (principally male) can be quite funny.


ha ha ha he he he ha he ha he...

Good job I'm wearing me Tena Lady...

x
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smorgs
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 07:46 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
<sob> What about MEEEE! <sob>

<Turns>


What about YOU?

You get enough attention from me...

So stop sniffing round me skirts, Ellpus!

--------------------------------------------

Have you seen this y'all?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6157405.stm

Maybe we sould start a 'let's write a naughty novel, without using any naughty words' thread...
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 30 Nov, 2006 08:19 am
smorgs wrote:


ha ha ha he he he ha he ha he...

Good job I'm wearing me Tena Lady...

x


I had to google for that, silly me. What a scream.

I'll give enough warning for all rubber pants to be securely fastened before I crack any more funnies.

:wink: Laughing Laughing Laughing Rolling Eyes Embarrassed
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