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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 12:47 pm
smorgs wrote:
Ellpus...

Look what I found!

D'ya remember it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7xtlnu2hn4&mode=related&search=

x


Scary! This was on Steve Wright on Friday afternoon, and I've been humming it all weekend!

Are you telepathetic?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 12:48 pm
Steve 41oo wrote:
you are being deliberately pendantic you know my friend, and his son


Oh, HIM! Yes, he beat me to the last chicken pie, the bastard!
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 12:48 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
smorgs wrote:
incarcerating nowt...

Just spreading a little gossip...

We've not had any for ages! Not since the 'are spends and mathos one' debacle.

x


That's a point......what's happened to the M&S roadshow today? Are they resting for the sabbath?
Nah they're down the Griffin in Cheadle. Both of them, concurrently, at the same time an all.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 12:50 pm
Geez, those people look like they're having a blast!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 12:50 pm
Steve 41oo wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
smorgs wrote:
incarcerating nowt...

Just spreading a little gossip...

We've not had any for ages! Not since the 'are spends and mathos one' debacle.

x


That's a point......what's happened to the M&S roadshow today? Are they resting for the sabbath?
Nah they're down the Griffin in Cheadle. Both of them, concurrently, at the same time an all.


Will this cause a rift in the space/time continuum, perchance?

If so, I need to buy a new umbrella.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 12:52 pm
littlek wrote:
Geez, those people look like they're having a blast!


Que?
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 01:12 pm
Bet Mathos bought suspendy a big cake for his birthday...

Wonder where they can be?

(Hmmm, smorgs strokes her IMAGINARY beard)

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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 01:15 pm
smorgs wrote:

Wonder where they can be?
in a cranium
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spendius
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 01:54 pm
Ms smorgs wrote-

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Bet Mathos bought suspendy a big cake for his birthday...

Wonder where they can be?


Well- my true love, the Dark Queen of the Manhattan Twilight, Madame Lola, suddenly reappeared earlier and -well-er-um- you know how it is. I'm hopeless at smalltalk but I do understand its attractions.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 02:47 pm
spendy said

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Well- my true love, the Dark Queen of the Manhattan Twilight, Madame Lola, suddenly reappeared earlier and -well-er-um- you know how it is. I'm hopeless at smalltalk but I do understand its attractions.


Madame Lola? That's that tranny ain't it? :wink:
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 03:43 pm
Spendi's birthday, wonder if he got a telegram off The Queen?


Hi folk, and beautiful Dorothy, nice to see you .
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 04:16 pm
This thread's livened up since I got off it.....
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 05:51 pm
cricket song



media coverage
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spendius
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 06:59 pm
Enjoyed that daddypaddy.

I reckon you'll win 5-0 if there's no saving rain or forest fires. Maybe a couple of our batsmen could bat two days but the chances of our bowlers taking 20 wickets on pitches you lot get ready seems to me infinitesimal.

But I'm really looking forward to it. I love to see English sporting heroes getting humiliated and it seems odd to me that Australian men don't love to see their heroes getting splattered.

DP-

I didn't know Lola was a trannie. Do you mean that "chicks with dicks" thing my grandad warned me about or the operation like with Hayley and Myra Breckenridge.

I very much doubt it.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 04:36 am
spendy wrote

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I didn't know Lola was a trannie. Do you mean that "chicks with dicks" thing my grandad warned me about or the operation like with Hayley and Myra Breckenridge.




Yeah there was a tune about a tranny called Lola, can't remember who sang it. Anyone? It went like this:-

"Lo-la....Lo Lo Lo Lo Lo-la......"
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 05:29 am
Here you are DP, you can even sing along to this one.......

The Kinks (karaoke version).

Lola..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZCJZcfCTQ0&mode=related&search=
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 05:31 am
Yes I know that song

It was by SOMEBODY

who's name I cant just say

damn you DP

will be worrying about this all day now
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 06:04 am
Ray Davies, but also Barry Manilow had a good song...

And then the punches flew
And chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gunshot
But just who shot who?
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 07:00 am
McTag wrote:
Ray Davies, but also Barry Manilow had a good song...

And then the punches flew
And chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gunshot
But just who shot who?


trust you to stick barry manilow's nose in
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 12:14 pm
Hardly compares to-

Quote:
No one knew the circumstance but they say that it happened pretty quick,
The door to the dressing room burst open and a cold revolver clicked.
And Big Jim was standin' there, ya couldn't say surprised,
Rosemary right beside him, steady in her eyes.
She was with Big Jim but she was leanin' to the Jack of Hearts.


does it?
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