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Is Physical Appearance Completely Irrelavant?

 
 
cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 08:36 am
Most of the dust bunnies around here are from the dog. I am thinking that if I save enough of them, I can use the radiation from the microwave to make an uberdog with strange powers....
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blatham
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 08:36 am
patio dog

I understand. The local Department of Health has impounded my work boots.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 08:37 am
Can i get the publication and movie rights?

Uberhunt, the Movie -- truth, justice and the Canajun way . . .
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blatham
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 08:38 am
Cav

We've upgraded here...we have dust bunnies that reseed themselves.
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blatham
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 08:39 am
Setanta

Actually, Spielberg already got them (the scene where they come to get ET was modelled on the operation)
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 08:40 am
cavfancier wrote:
Most of the dust bunnies around here are from the dog. I am thinking that if I save enough of them, I can use the radiation from the microwave to make an uberdog with strange powers....


saw a guy on the tee-vee one time who'd been saving the brushings from his old (and large and shaggy) dogs coat so that he could have someone spin them into yarn and knit a cap for him. very touching, in it's weird way. (god, i wish dogs didn't live such short lives, but that's not even tangential to the discussion.)
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 09:02 am
pd, I have heard about this dog yarn thingy, and seen a few items....wonder what they pay per pound for killer fur...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 09:26 am
What is all this about Bunnies?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 09:28 am
JL Nobody wrote: "You make my mind hard".

thud.......
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 09:36 am
I refuse to buy into fashion until they invent plaid paint.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 09:40 am
No offense intended, JLN, but I'd always thought you were a she-person. (A number of posters have thought the same of me...)
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 09:44 am
Actually, Pratt and Lambert did develop plaid paint in the mid-1970's . . . however, they unwittingly test-marketed the product in predominantly gay neighborhoods, and sales convinced them that the idea wouldn't take off . . .
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 09:46 am
No kidding? Hmm...okay, I'll have to go with mood paint then...
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 09:50 am
Thank GOD for that marketing miscue!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 09:51 am
Um, I guess the tartan cloth wall"paper" at Barnaby's (an awful and overpriced local gluttonery) doesn't exactly count...
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 09:55 am
Come on, mood paint....wake up and know immediately what sort of day you will have. Maybe Para will take up the idea....
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 10:00 am
totally beige, it matches my personality
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 10:10 am
the mildew is taking care of that for me, cav.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 10:19 am
Was havin' a really bad day once, while in my early 20's, at which time i was the evening manager in a paint & wallpaper store:

"Say, can i apply this paint in the rain?"

"You can dance naked, singing at the top of your lungs, while spray-painting your house from a garden hose, for all i care, as long as you've the $18 a gallon for the paint, and, no Pratt and Lambert will not warrant that application."

Funny thing is, i made the sale, and convinced him to get a fifth gallon, "just in case" . . .
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Thu 5 Jun, 2003 10:34 am
Hah!
Alright, you funny people. You've got me off my soap box kicking and screaming to laughing my head off and rolling on the floor visualizing all of this. My dog thinks I'm on the floor to play with and is biting my nose.

--------BumbleBeeBoogie
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