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Sat 12 Aug, 2006 10:02 am
There are many toilet-related injuries and some toilet-related deaths throughout history and in urban legends.
In young boys, one of the most common causes of genital injury is when the toilet seat falls down while using the toilet [1]. Smaller children run the risk of drowning if they fall headfirst into the toilet. Injuries to adults include bruised buttocks, tail bones, and dislocated hips from unsuspectingly sitting on the toilet bowl rim due to failure to ensure that the toilet seat was down. Other injuries can be caused by the feet slipping or the toilet bowl collapsing under the weight of the occupant. Pinch injuries can also occur due to splits in plastic seats, and to the various parts of a seat in different configurations. Older high flush cast iron cisterns have been known to detach from the wall when flushed (by pulling a chain) causing injuries to the user. Injuries are frequently sustained by people standing on toilet seats to reach a height. There are also instances of people slipping on a wet bathroom floor, or from a bath and concussing themselves on the fitment.
Most of the injuries described in this article have been with Western-style toilets. Occurrences with squat toilets must undoubtedly exist, but remain to be better documented.
George II of Great Britain died on the toilet on 25 October 1760 from an aortic dissection. According to Horace Walpole's memoirs, King George "rose as usual at six, and drank his chocolate; for all his actions were invariably methodic. A quarter after seven he went into a little closet. His German valet de chambre in waiting heard a noise, and running in, found the King dead on the floor."
nice list, but you forgot that if someone puts superglue on your seat and you get up, the skin on your rear-end may tear causing excruciating pain and bleeding.
sillhouette wrote:nice list, but you forgot that if someone puts superglue on your seat and you get up, the skin on your rear-end may tear causing excruciating pain and bleeding.
Well yeah and that's why hand lotion and toothpaste is now banned from your carry-on luggage.
no law against putting "hand lotion" - or whatever you are using

to avoid getting stuck to the seat - on that area of your body before you are leaving for the airport .
talking about a smooth baby's bum ... just don't use 'fixodent'
hbg
nah, i'd use gorrila glue, one drop holds a ton
I knew a lady once. Five hours after she used a toilet, she died. They never established a link, but, you and I know better.
didn't elvis die on a toilet?
Can any of this be pinned on Sir Thomas Crapper?