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The Computer and Other Works of Satan (An Exposé!)

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 28 May, 2003 09:15 am
Fair enough.
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Monger
 
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Reply Wed 28 May, 2003 11:15 am
PS: What in 'ell be a Vogon, Deb?
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margo
 
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Reply Wed 28 May, 2003 11:35 am
Vogons are particularly unpleasant and essentially grossly unattractive, and evil, life forms, that occupied space somewhere in the galaxy, as described by the Hitchhiker's Guide.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Wed 28 May, 2003 01:46 pm
Smegging hippies and their book!
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margo
 
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Reply Wed 28 May, 2003 02:06 pm
Craven de Kere wrote:
Smegging hippies and their book!


Oy, Craven - I'm not a smegging hippy! (although I may be a bit "hippy" Confused )

I'll have you know I'm a respectable lady (sorta!) just answering a question from this thread's host, in place of our dear mate, dlowan, who has been stricken down with ague (or similar)
Razz Razz
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 28 May, 2003 02:16 pm
Dear Monger:

Do computers have souls?

Signed, Curious in the land of 40 days and 40 nights of endless freakin' rain
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Wed 28 May, 2003 02:19 pm
You live in the same country as deb margo, the sheer hippiness must have rubbed off at least a little.

I've heard that Deb radiates hippy qualities over a swath of Aussie land...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 28 May, 2003 06:25 pm
(icily ignoring stoopid Craven meanderings)

AND, Monger, Vogons had the earth destroyed to make a bypass - and their poetry KILLED you, it was so bad!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 28 May, 2003 06:37 pm
Why a bunny then, and not a mouse? Liberal guilt at having so much power over humans? Razz
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 28 May, 2003 06:39 pm
Sorry? Don't understand the question.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 28 May, 2003 07:13 pm
Hitchhiker's Guide...white mice are the smartest creatures in the galaxy and created earth and humans as an experiment...from lowest intelligence to highest, it goes: humans, dolphins, white mice.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 28 May, 2003 08:19 pm
OIC...
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pueo
 
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Reply Wed 28 May, 2003 10:06 pm
if i kick the computer will it work better?
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pueo
 
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Reply Wed 28 May, 2003 10:07 pm
how about kickin' a bunny instead?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 28 May, 2003 10:53 pm
You kicka da Bunny, da Bunny bita you feet off...
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Monger
 
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Reply Thu 29 May, 2003 12:14 am
pueo wrote:
if i kick the computer will it work better?


As evil as they may be, computers are all yellow-bellied cowards when it comes to a kick boxing showdown. I frequently kick my computer, even when it's working great, just to show it who's bosh. Goddamnit...That's boss you evil piece of crap! So there!


Smile
Pueo, check out this post from last November: Monger develops killer new PC accessory!
I think this could be just what you've always been looking for, I tells ya!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 29 May, 2003 12:24 am
Monger, Monger, Monger - violence is NEVER the way...
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Monger
 
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Reply Thu 29 May, 2003 12:40 am
jespah wrote:
Dear Monger:
Do computers have souls?
Signed, Curious in the land of 40 days and 40 nights of endless freakin' rain


Dear Curious:

Yes. Ever since Microsoft purchased Evil from Satan, all new PCs come with state-of-the-art, digitally signed souls of fallen angels. Experts are divided whether this has been a particularily good thing.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 29 May, 2003 01:19 am
What has happened to the fallen angels whose souls were so rudely stolen?


Do I have to start some sort of re-souling fallen angels movement here?
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Monger
 
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Reply Thu 29 May, 2003 08:52 am
Re-souling fallen angels movement?? Sheesh! Experts are now divided over whether dlowan is just looney or in fact clinically totally bonkers.
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