Chapter Six
Safety was here beyond the pale blue sky overhead from which Vleg was looking down her spaceship telescope and remarking to her Captain "Who is that bloke singing to the crowd behind the rubbish dump? He looks like abit of allright".
"That's Eddie" the Captain replied. "I'll wager that he is a great stud as well; look at that physique and listen to the authority in his mighty voice as he addresses the crowd with such compassion!"
Vleg swooned. When she recovered and reapplied her make-up, and adjusted her bra, she still could not believe how gorgeous Eddie was.
The Captain, realising that Vleg was besotted, hatched a cunning plan to emphatically and conclusively end the war as well as all discomposure over who she should give her overdue favours to. He sent a swirling lazar transporter beam down to the planet surface - reminding Vleg of their true situation - caught up a surprised Eddie and deposited him right into their cockpit, and when Eddie saw that gorgeous figure of Vleg's and that smile smile of hers matching her incredible enthusiasm for his smile which was not forthcoming because Eddie was in a total state of shock from his sudden change of environment, well, he was nonplussed for the moment.
He looked at his surroundings and tensed, the atmosphere was charged with expectation and about to explode when Eddie inadvertently saved the day when he recognised the light in Vleg's eye and he burst out laughing, telling Vleg "You're not how I expected you to be!"
Everybody relaxed and
Chapter Six
Safety was here beyond the pale blue sky overhead from which Vleg was looking down her spaceship telescope and remarking to her Captain "Who is that bloke singing to the crowd behind the rubbish dump? He looks like abit of allright".
"That's Eddie" the Captain replied. "I'll wager that he is a great stud as well; look at that physique and listen to the authority in his mighty voice as he addresses the crowd with such compassion!"
Vleg swooned. When she recovered and reapplied her make-up, and adjusted her bra, she still could not believe how gorgeous Eddie was.
The Captain, realising that Vleg was besotted, hatched a cunning plan to emphatically and conclusively end the war as well as all discomposure over who she should give her overdue favours to. He sent a swirling lazar transporter beam down to the planet surface - reminding Vleg of their true situation - caught up a surprised Eddie and deposited him right into their cockpit, and when Eddie saw that gorgeous figure of Vleg's and that smile smile of hers matching her incredible enthusiasm for his smile which was not forthcoming because Eddie was in a total state of shock from his sudden change of environment, well, he was nonplussed for the moment.
He looked at his surroundings and tensed, the atmosphere was charged with expectation and about to explode when Eddie inadvertently saved the day when he recognised the light in Vleg's eye and he burst out laughing, telling Vleg "You're not how I expected you to be!"
Everybody relaxed a little and began to make eye-contact with each other, even the uniformed mob on the other side of the control panel looking in were smiling.
They decided to rather nervously open a dialogue.
"Do you come to conquer this planet often?" asked Eddie...
just coexist peacefully!"