The story so far!
It was dark. The night was St Blaize's feastnight. The tables were - but here Lazlo chortled, whilst contrarily claiming " I never chortle" - groaning under the weight of the various vegetarian substitutes that tasted so dreadfull that Lazlo spat messily and ruined the carpet, attracting the attention of watching, rich and disgusted owners of the world's last great white whale who were hungry and rose as...
Yes, well, I'm sure I've got a great career ahead of me as an editor after such a brilliant job!
It's coming along well, dontcha think..?
Casino Joe wrote:The story so far!
It was dark. The night was St Blaize's feastnight. The tables were - but here Lazlo chortled, whilst contrarily claiming " I never chortle" - groaning under the weight of the various vegetarian substitutes that tasted so dreadfull that Lazlo spat messily and ruined the carpet, attracting the attention of watching, rich and disgusted owners of the world's last great white whale who were hungry and rose as...
if they were
{you did a great editing job, CJ. I salute you...
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Tino wrote:Casino Joe wrote:The story so far!
It was dark. The night was St Blaize's feastnight. The tables were - but here Lazlo chortled, whilst contrarily claiming " I never chortle" - groaning under the weight of the various vegetarian substitutes that tasted so dreadfull that Lazlo spat messily and ruined the carpet, attracting the attention of watching, rich and disgusted owners of the world's last great white whale who were hungry and rose as if they were one very fat drunken big Mama doing a lapdance. The table shook as the bomb exploded which was hidden beneath the can-can in the darkened...
This is terrific stuff. I'm ordering my copy now before the first edition sells out...
In the distance
(sorry, I didn't notice the rules)
something entered suddenly