Certainly not, steissd.
As it happens, a British speaker of the King's English was the one who started the "sozlet" thing.
I assumed that in our many interactions it would have come up at some point that I was a mother of a small child, but I admit that that is not a very good assumption for me to make.
Nonetheless, a) you claimed ignorance of how old my daughter is when I responded to your question about teaching her not to chomp on things at the grocery store, while the first sentence of this question contains the information that she is two years old, and b) you now use the masculine pronoun ("him") when I have referred to her as a "she" repeatedly. (My daughter is a 2.5 year old girl, for the record.) There has been some precedent of you willfully misunderstanding things for comic effect, so I don't think I was too out of line in thinking that may be going on here.
At any rate, I often find you funny, and it seems like a fair amount of the time that I find you funny you then say to other people some variation of "I can't believe you took that seriously, I was joking."