Really? Mightn't I become bored?
Would you be planning to hide alone? I thought you could find yerself one of them free-range coqs yer so keen on.
Well, I would not be nearly so hard to spot if sharing a bed with another person - however scraggly and free-range they be!
hmmmmmmm, would Oscar still, errrrr, produce, if there was a coq in the bed?
he might produce more - if he resented it
so - if he produces more often - he'll be easier to catch in the act - and WHACK! or thwack or spray or holler or whatever.
You just want a cog in my divan!
Coq! Coq! Coq! Dammit....
