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Whatever ever happened to...

 
 
djjd62
 
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Reply Mon 15 May, 2006 08:46 pm
Pencil Thin Mustache
Jimmy Buffett

Now they make new movies in old black and white
With happy endings, where nobody fights
So if you find yourself in that nostalgic rage
Honey, jump right up and show your age

Chorus:
I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
The "Boston Blackie" kind
A two toned Ricky Ricardo jacket
And an autographed picture of Andy Devine

I remember bein' buck-toothed and skinny
Writin' fan letters to Sky's niece Penny
Oh I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
Then I could solve some mysteries too

Then it's Bandstand, Disneyland, growin' up fast
Drinkin' on a fake I.D.
Yeah, and Rama of the jungle was everyone's Bawana
But only jazz musicians were smokin' marijuana
Yeah, I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
Then I could solve some mysteries too

Then it's flat top, dirty bob, coppin' a feel
Grubbin' on the livin' room floor (so sore)
Yeah, they send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge,
But all you want to do is learn how to score

Yeah, but now I'm gettin' old, don't wear underwear
I don't go to church and I don't cut my hair
But I can go to movies and see it all there
Just the way that it used to be

Chorus:
That's why I wish I had a pencil thin mustache
The "Boston Blackie" kind
A two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket
And an autographed picture of Andy Devine

Oh, I could be anyone I wanted to be
Maybe suave Errol Flynn or the Sheik of Araby
If I only had a pencil thin mustache
Then I could do some cruisin' too

Coda:
Yeah, Bryl-cream, a little dab'll do yah
Oh, I could do some cruisin' too
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Wolf ODonnell
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 07:03 am
You know what I want to know?

Whatever happened to actually having kidneys in Steak and Kidney Pie?

And more importantly, whatever happened to Michael Jackson's face?
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RexRed
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 10:05 pm
Whatever happened to individuality?
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hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 10:19 pm
Whatever happened to the revolution?
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Miller
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 11:14 pm
Whatever happened to the "gear shift on the steering wheel" in cars?
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Miller
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 11:15 pm
hingehead wrote:
Whatever happened to the revolution?


You need some tea? Come to Boston Harbor.
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Miller
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 11:18 pm
Chumly wrote:
spendius wrote:
Whatever happened to chastity belts.
They morphed into crotchless panties. I am deeply troubled by this.


Heard, the Muslim girls in Iraq and Iran still wear the rusty old belts. Also heard, Teddy
Kennedy holds all the keys to the "Belts"/
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hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 11:18 pm
Miller wrote:
hingehead wrote:
Whatever happened to the revolution?


You need some tea? Come to Boston Harbor.


Boston tea is always too salty.
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Miller
 
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Reply Tue 16 May, 2006 11:21 pm
spendius wrote:


Whatever happened to refined ladies?


Moved to Texas to be with refined he-men.
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RexRed
 
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Reply Sat 20 May, 2006 12:30 am
Life...
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sat 20 May, 2006 07:36 am
Hooty's Blowfish?
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