Write the worst song - ever!

I nominate this little beauty............



Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am
Make me a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly tempestion below
I've got the will, Lord if you've got the toe.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Take all the brothers who've gone on before
And all of the sisters who've knocked on your door
All the departed dear loved ones of mine
Stick'em up front in the offensive line.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

if you come today | it's too early
if you come tomorrow | it's too late
you pick the time | tick tick tick tick tick tick | darling

if you say morning | no no it's not good
if you say evening | no no it's too bad
if you say noon | no no it's not the time
what did you say | nothing oh it's all right
you pick the time | tick tick tick tick tick tick | darling

million times beating my heart
million dreams haunt my heart
million memories squeeze my heart
million desires stinging my heart
you pick the time | tick tick tick tick tick tick | darling

- From the soundtrack of an old Kannada (a south indian language) movie. Apart from the priceless lyrics, what makes this song really hilarious is the pronunciation and the way the song is sung..Listen to it here:

http://www.kannadaaudio.com/Songs/Moviewise/O/OperationDiamondRacket/If.ram

Ai yi yi.

any song by celion dion

John Lennon's Walrus song has to be the most mind numbingly ludicrous piece of crap of all time. Nothing can ever beat that