THE PRESIDENT'S SEX LIFE

So, like, Judy, you know, in Accounting? Well she says that Mavis, who is the assistant the President's executive secretary says that she says that he gets in these loud arguments with his wife, and she can hear him through the door. He's always yelling about "sexual blackmail" and i guess it gets really nasty. All the secretaries to the Vice Presidents say they've heard it, and then about thirty minutes later, he has her place a call, and she says the number is for an escort service. Then he says he has to go review contracts or some such excuse, and disappears for the rest of the afternoon. So, whaddaya think?