The Fiction of "Fact"

THE FICTION OF SCIENCE FACT



I will more than likely arouse an argument with my following statements, and I'd like to encourage such. More than one person I know believes that evolution and all the principles that support evolution are completely false. Here is why I have come to believe that all of evolutions supporters are wrong.
First and foremost, the basics of evolution and its teachings. All animals, plants and any living organisms came from one organism an extremely long time ago, I assume evolutionists believe it to be in the billions of years. To disprove this I'll tell a story as I see it by one of these organisms named Fred.

One organism or multiple organisms of the same kind, are dwelling in an oceanic environment billions of years ago. Suddenly Fred (my main character, being an example of billion year old organisms) decides he wants to be a plant, for whatever reasons he thinks. Maybe he just likes the idea, after all there would be no predators feeding on his kind, because he is the first organism ever to live. Fred decides he wants roots one day, a brown or green stem, and possibly a leaf or two. Naturally according to an evolutionist, it is gradual. First Fred would automatically assume that to be a plant he'd have to dwell on the ocean floor, maybe a nice spot near the beach. So Fred starts hanging out at the bottom with a couple of his cousins that he has talked into developing into plants as well. Magically, amazingly, or just plain really hard dwelling on becoming a plant, he starts to develop his roots. After he starts getting these roots, he gets married and has a kid. The kid is born, half organism with roots for some unexplained reason. Fred knows its because of his dedication of wanting to become a plant. Fred eventually dies, after of course, sharing the secret of how he wanted roots so badly that they appeared. So now, all of his cousins begin to die off, after they too have developed these roots. Junior now is left not knowing what he is, but his father told him of the benefits of becoming a plant. So now Junior wants with all his will and insignificant might to become a plant like his dad once dreamed of. Low and behold, just after Junior is married his baby is born with not only roots, but a stem as well!

The process continues with the first organisms wanting to be different specimens of plants, plankton, small fish, and everything in between. Until, one day the ocean is filled with all the different species this one organism has developed into. Suddenly there are predators who feed on the plants, plants that feed on the plankton, and who knows what other dangers.

Now I don't know about you, but if I were one of the many offspring Fred produced then I would definitely start looking at my options, and thinking to myself that being a plant was now quite dangerous. Just like an employee at a McDonalds after a week, I'd wish for something else. So one day, George the plant, thinks man… would it ever be nice to not only be a plant, but to be one that can survive out of this watery grave. He begins his deep thought and contemplating on becoming a land plant. Of course along the way he picks up a few followers who want to do the same. And, just like his very great granddad before him, he starts to change. First he grows these little legs, and begins to walk about halfway out of the water, where he finds he needs different appendages and such to survive the new atmosphere. Not quite ready to assume full land capabilities he finds a nice comfortable pool of water just out reach of the ocean. He digs his feet into the muddy bottom of the pool of water, and finds his new environment rather friendly, and welcome.

His friends and he die off one by one, but not without producing offspring of the same sort of plant that they have become. A couple of million years down the road, the small pool of water has grown into a small pond, and some of Freds family has spread into fully capable, oxygen producing land plants.

Molly and her clique of friends decide they want to change the world some day. They don't want to be land dwelling plants, nor do they wish to go back to thier original home in the ocean. They want to live, they want to see the world... literally!

"Wouldn't it be great to have eyes, and ears, arms and legs Becky?" Molly asks with some derelict form of communication.

"Oh, that would be nice," Becky adds with fortitude.

"Lets do it, lets be animals!"

The process continues on and on, throughout millions of years of evolution. All from one organism, all into different species, of plant, reptile, mammal, trees, and eventually humans working at McDonalds.

Now I may come off as a little sarcastic in my little story, which I fully intended. But I want someone, anyone, to clarify a couple of things for me if they can. Wouldn't some form of plant be found with gills? Perhaps an animal, with roots? Would there ever be that one link that connects monkeys or apes to humans? Wouldn't there be an unending supply of specimens? An Ape with a leaf instead of an ear, or a human with a bannana? Something. What about communication? How would organisms gradually change into plants and animals?

In case anyone has been thinking through this story, "What made this guy think of this stuff," its simply this.

Guppies. I have a fish tank, with a water frog, and guppies, and a couple other fish I don't know what they are. I know these fish don't like living in my fish tank, but for some reason they lack the will to turn into algae and start becoming part of our society