and I gots me some 'ah' dat dere fancy catsup in dose little packages too..
dems a quarter!
I got to be really good friends with this chick over the fact that there were some old computer monitors that'd been sitting on a shelf for 10 years. Some guy who didn't know the value of good sh!t said, awwww, they're all depreciated, throw them out.
Take 'em down to the flea market and sell 'em!
She made me an honerary mes'can on the spot, and started teaching me the finer point of shag carpeting and hanging a plant on anything that sticks out from the wall.