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Opening Day

 
 
Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 12:34 pm
Oh it's opening day and I'm so forlorn. Why?

Because I live in West-Central Alabama. There isn't a real team here for miles. Atlanta is four hours away, and I hate the Braves.

Early April baseball rules. I wish I was at Miller Park or Wrigley.

But no. I'm watching Nationals vs. Mets on a TV with bad reception. It's humid as hell and mosquito hawks the size of eagles are knocking on my door. I need to go to a fukkin' game, where the weather is still cold and it's really spring.

Anyone celebrating opening day properly? Let me live vicariously.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 12:36 pm
Wait, cool, the Cubs are on. 5-0? First inning? Boy, Cincinnati blows this year.
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 12:39 pm
Brewers just kicked off opening day here. Thank goodness for the roof... 44 and rainy outside. Not much of a spring but who cares... baseball is here!
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 12:56 pm
Why did I think you lived in Los Angeles?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 01:05 pm
Can only see it on TV...they're playing away in TX.

Manny has some damn ugly blond dreadlocks.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 01:36 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
Why did I think you lived in Los Angeles?


South Central Los Angeles, you mean? Yes, many A2Kers make that mistake. It's my Compton swagger. I'm a thug to the bone.

But 'round here, L.A. means Lower Alabama. And boy, that's worlds away from California.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 01:58 pm
Grab a beer

get a cozy seat on the porch


just throw some food stamps in the street
and watch the fight. Very Happy
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 02:22 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
Grab a beer

get a cozy seat on the porch


just throw some food stamps in the street
and watch the fight. Very Happy




what the hell's wrong with you, don't tell him to do that until we get there with the roasted corn and menudo. Might as well make a couple bucks.

do you still have all those salt packets you stole from churches fried chicken?

We can sell them for a nickle a piece
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 02:26 pm
Yup

and I gots me some 'ah' dat dere fancy catsup in dose little packages too..



dems a quarter!
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George
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 02:29 pm
Big Papi is tearing the cover off the ball.
6-2 in favor of the Bosox.

Boston Top 7th
- Trot Nixon singled to left. Bases loaded with two outs and Jason Varitek due up.
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 02:45 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
Yup

and I gots me some 'ah' dat dere fancy catsup in dose little packages too..



dems a quarter!



I got to be really good friends with this chick over the fact that there were some old computer monitors that'd been sitting on a shelf for 10 years. Some guy who didn't know the value of good sh!t said, awwww, they're all depreciated, throw them out.

F*CK NO!
Take 'em down to the flea market and sell 'em!

She made me an honerary mes'can on the spot, and started teaching me the finer point of shag carpeting and hanging a plant on anything that sticks out from the wall.

<sigh>....good times.
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George
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 02:56 pm
Boston Top 8th
- Mike Lowell lead-off, solo Home Run (1) to left.

What the h-e-double-hockey-sticks are you two on about?
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 04:16 pm
Seriously.

Are y'all putting on a minstrel show or something?
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 05:33 pm
who me?

I don't know what's up with she-wolf, she's the colored girl with the catsup packets.

I'm just the white girl trying to get by. Seriously, honorary mes'can, that's what I was named.

Shewolf, I just read gars sig....we'll need to pick up a few cases of PBR and Old Milwaukee too. None of that Corona sh!t, that just makes them crazy.

maybe some bimbo cakes and sonrisas for the little kids.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 06:15 pm
Colt foordy fi'hve for me..
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 06:17 pm
36oz?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 06:20 pm
for 2 dollars and fiddy cent

Very Happy
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 4 Apr, 2006 06:47 am
hey, how 'bout that curt schilling.

i got an early line on him for AL comeback player of the year...
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George
 
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Reply Tue 4 Apr, 2006 09:17 am
Wish I'd seen the game.

Of course all the sports-radio nitwits wanted
to do was whine about Foulke this morning.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 4 Apr, 2006 09:19 am
That's because he sucks right now. Hopefully he turns around.
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