Six nuclear missiles found in IRAQ. War now justified

Coalition forces found six scud missiles with nuclear payload under a swimming pool in Saddams main palace. Bush will address the nation today at 8 pm. Credible sources revealed he will be standing in front of a banner that reads. " This time the mission is really accomplished". Troops will be redirected to an unknown location in the united states. The target is number one on the world's most wanted list. The press release states " We have reason to believe that Cindy sheehan is planning on wearing a tee shirt. The safety of the united states is in our troops hands. Hopefully they can find her before she put's it on. F.E.M.A is prepared to get help to the people most affected if the search does not find her in time. God help us all.