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The Evil Genie game:

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Justthefax
 
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Reply Sat 7 Apr, 2007 05:40 am
Sturgis wrote:
Clary wrote:
Granted. That's all there is. No TV, no other radio. Mass suicides expected.


I wish I didn't have to drive on a holiday Saturday when the traffic is horrendous.



Your wish is granted; however, you must now drive home Sunday with a migraine headache on a potholed road with no shock absorbers and transport a jabbering woman who hasn't bathed or changed clothes in 5 years.


I wish the birds would start singing to signal sunrise.




Granted, however the birds sing so loud everyone wakes up early and everyone you work with is grumpy all day because they woke up early.



I wish I could invent Fusion power.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 7 Apr, 2007 09:15 am
Granted but in the process you blow yourself up. Humanity benefits but you know nothing about it.

I wish global warming would stop round about now.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 7 Apr, 2007 01:12 pm
Clary wrote:
Granted but in the process you blow yourself up. Humanity benefits but you know nothing about it.

I wish global warming would stop round about now.


Granted, however, this happens just as an alien invasion takes place and all the formerly dormant volcanoes of the world erupt spewing lava and sending up huge amounts of ash which block the sun for 500 years, freezing the entire planet. Those who survive are forced into labor for the invading aliens...not to worry though, they serve you untasty gruel twice a day (or is it soylent green?)



I wish I had trimmed my toenails earlier.
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lostnsearching
 
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Reply Mon 9 Apr, 2007 09:22 am
Granted! you trimmed them so much earlier that now the lenght was messy somewhere in between and you couldn't do them on your night out!
(aah the impression!)

i wish I just knew what would come in my exams!
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 9 Apr, 2007 09:31 am
Granted. You now know that you will oversleep; arrive late, naked, and unprepared; be unable to find the right room; and suddenly discover that the exams were actually moved up by two days and you missed them completely.

I wish my laptop would stop crashing.
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The Pen is
 
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Reply Wed 11 Apr, 2007 03:30 am
Granted. It's crashed for good and you are forced to buy a new one.


I wish the streets were cleaned of dog mess.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 11 Apr, 2007 06:55 am
The Pen is wrote:
Granted. It's crashed for good and you are forced to buy a new one.

This actually happened....

Damn you evil genie!
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Justthefax
 
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Reply Sat 21 Apr, 2007 02:24 pm
The Pen is wrote:
Granted. It's crashed for good and you are forced to buy a new one.


I wish the streets were cleaned of dog mess.



granted, Now the streets are full of pigeons and bird droppings.


I wish the evil genie would change to the good genie
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timberbranch
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 01:23 pm
Granted. The evil Genie is now a good Genie ... good at being evil. Twisted Evil

I wish someone would make a fresh pot of coffee in the breakroom.
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The Pen is
 
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Reply Sat 5 May, 2007 11:46 am
Granted. That someone is YOU and you must do it for the rest of your life.


I wish hangovers were curable by a simple shake of the head.
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sat 5 May, 2007 12:23 pm
Granted. The simple shake of the head is from left to right, and back again signalling "no" when you are offered alcohol.


I wish my pet duck's eggs would hatch already.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 5 May, 2007 04:00 pm
Your wish is granted; but, for some unknown reason your pet duck was working on hatching dragon eggs and now the entire town is chasing after you with pitchforks while the baby creatures breathe fire and destroy your home.



I wish the dentist made house calls.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sat 5 May, 2007 05:08 pm
Granted. You receive a call from your dentist asking if your refridgerator is running.

I wish dinner were already fixed.
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lostnsearching
 
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Reply Sun 6 May, 2007 06:49 am
granted... it's fixed on a far off planet...where you still try to go and get lost.

i wish people would stop telling me what to do right now!
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devriesj
 
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Reply Sun 6 May, 2007 01:33 pm
Granted. Nobody ever tells you what to do again, but nobody ever talks to you again either, and you die lost, lonely and bitter.

I wish all the work on my house was done.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 6 May, 2007 02:10 pm
Readily and immediately granted...there's just one thing...you haven't made payment of your taxes in years so the house is no longer yours. The government has also seen fit to toss you in the slammer for this failure...where you will of course be on the cleaning crew)




I wish there was a way to make ice cream more body friendly.
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timberbranch
 
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Reply Mon 7 May, 2007 02:39 pm
Granted. Ice Cream is now a lotion that you rub on your skin and eat through your pores. However, no one wants to shake your hand because it's way too sticky.

I wish that chick from accounting wouldn't use the intercom so much.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 7 May, 2007 02:45 pm
Granted... she now simply yells instead.


I wish I could take a nap.
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Justthefax
 
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Reply Sat 12 May, 2007 06:01 pm
Granted you take a nap and like RipVanWinkel you wake up 20 years latter.


I wish you would come up with a nice responce to my wish.
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 15 May, 2007 01:58 am
Granted. Here is my response: "Nice". It is actually the answer to your question "Where have I got to go and work in the sewers?" I should buy your ticket to France immediately.


I wish my flowers had been planted out before the rain started.
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