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Clarm - WTF does it mean????!??!??!

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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2009 05:07 am
@Mr Stillwater,
In the extreme cold, does your clarm get all, you know, withdrawn?
George
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jan, 2009 07:58 am
@jespah,
Think "turtle".
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 21 Jan, 2009 02:33 am
@jespah,
Yes, it has been only 9 inches during the winter.





In the summer however, it will lengthen to a mighty 14 inches - and aren't the ladies impressed when that takes place!!!












I am, of course, referring to the length of my ponytail....

...for shame, you lot......
Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Wed 21 Jan, 2009 08:04 am
@Mr Stillwater,
Quote:
I am, of course, referring to the length of my ponytail....


You have a pony, Stilly? Do you ride it often?
jespah
 
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Reply Wed 21 Jan, 2009 01:48 pm
@Merry Andrew,
I dig a pony.
Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2009 02:39 am
@jespah,
Quote:
Re: Merry Andrew(Post 3543969)
I dig a pony.






No. I clarm a pony. Who invented this??
Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2009 11:03 am
@Mr Stillwater,
You clarm on its back and ride off into the sunset, right?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2009 11:32 am
@jespah,
You have a pony.
jespah
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2009 12:24 pm
@ehBeth,
I have a clarmy pony, but the vet says it's gonna be all right.
ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2009 01:02 pm
@jespah,
The vet? Round here it's hair stylists that deal with clarmy ponies. Hunh.
spendius
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2009 01:29 pm
@ehBeth,
Clarming the crease, an O.E. expression for goosing up a buxom serving wench.
jespah
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2009 05:05 pm
@spendius,
I thought that was an expression used in hockey.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jan, 2009 06:02 pm
Toast, scrambled eggs and clarm for breakfast again. A bit of Tabasco (TM) with those clarms sure hits the spot!
jespah
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2009 09:22 am
@Mr Stillwater,
Careful, the clarm has some cholesterol.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2009 04:39 pm
Australia Day 2009! Today we celebrate the coming of the First Clarm to Sydney Cove.
jespah
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2009 06:34 pm
@Mr Stillwater,
That sounds a lil obscene.
George
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jan, 2009 08:09 pm
@jespah,
Especially to an Aborigine.
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