@farmerman,
Quote:EVERYTHING in AUstralia spits poison and wants to kill you.
That's not true. Frequently, it wants to drag you into the water and drown you too. Even the kangaroo will just jump through the window of your hired car to see the look on your face as you impact with a big, heavy animal at high speed. Did you know that Australia is now the only spot in the planet that has wild camels? Did you also know that they can kill with their bite?
Here in Australia, we have been implementing a program of not just encouraging our own dangerous wildlife, but to import and sustain populations of equally dangerous animals from other parts of the globe. That must be why we imported the cane-toad, that has to be the ONLY logical reason, because the fuckers who bought those ugly mo-foos into this nation were criminally insane.