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Mon 6 Mar, 2006 06:52 am
I seem to have coined a new word,
clarm. See:
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1896939#1896939
But it's been used in a lot of different ways. Is it a noun? A verb? An adjective? Is it one of those wacky adverbs?
Please vote on your choice for the meaning of the word
clarm. Or add your own, below. Remember, to err is human, but to clarm is divine.
Or, something like that.
So charmin' it's alarmin'
Please don't squeeze the clarmin.
(I can't believe I friggin' said that)
Could it be that a "clarm" is a person who is so charming, that it is alarming?
To clarm is to behave in such a charming manner that people are afraid of what you are up to.
etcetera, etcetera. etcetera!
I see the usual suspects have arrived adding their two cents of "humour".
It was only a matter of time before this predictable clarmouring occurred.
Was happy as a clarm till getting lumped in with "the usual suspects".
roger wrote:Was happy as a clarm till getting lumped in with "the usual suspects".
Clarm off your high-horse.
(Waiting to see if this is picked up by the profanity filter....)
A clarm is a meeting between seconds to work out the details of the impending duel.
(time for the gratuitous Exploited reference)
Clarmy army!!
I punched in "clarm" and searched images and THIS was one of those. Just what have you stumbled on here WOMAN!
Looks like some kind freakish Iluminati world domination meeting. This is VooDoo sh!t, I'm outta here.
A clarm of capybaras=more than 5 but less than 18.
Phoenix wrote-
Quote:"Clarmouring"??? Figures that someone from the east side of the pond would come up with a British version!
Sure-it's popular here in Gov't circles.
It means acting like a boorish a$$hole and thinking a tame apology puts the balance sheet back in credit.
It's all blue potatoes to me.
Amigo wrote:I punched in "clarm" and searched images and THIS was one of those. Just what have you stumbled on here WOMAN!
Looks like some kind freakish Iluminati world domination meeting. This is VooDoo sh!t, I'm outta here.
Oh my. It also seems to be Canadian.
http://www.ontario-business-directory-canada.com/company-home-ontario/clarm-aire-ltd-11940390.html
As any fool can plainly see, a clarm is a term coined by a devious doggie, pretending to sleep on the bed, in order to confoozle another charming, red-headed, happy and lovely little doggie who simply wanted to know what was up. It is a plot by evil wimmins.
Howsomever, i predict that clarm, as is the case with wimmins and pron, will become a neologism, and the source of much offensively silly hilarity. Why, the word is almost pronographic . . .
Clarm on.
Clarm off.
It's the Clarmer.
$19.99 if you call right now.
The Clarmer.
You people need to be locked up ...
Anon
Sheeeeze. I thought Jes was asking what WTF meant.
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