Cheerios and other cereals play an important part in our society. Not just for the good taste, but because of the jobs supplied by the cereal companies -- good honest jobs that keep the economy rolling. And some of the jobs provide work for a segment of our population who would otherwise remain unemployed and probably end up in a soup line or sleeping under a bridge.
I mean, really, where else would these guys get a job?
And that is why Count Chocula is my cereal of choice. I'm doing my part to make sure the Count maintains his place in society.