Cheney Accidentaly Shoots Three Presidents

I posted this in another thread but it's good for here too!!!



I did not kill him with my gun.

I did not shoot him just for fun.

I should not have to go to jail.

I really thought he was a quail.



I did not shoot him in the heart.

I know I acted not too smart.

Perhaps I thought he was a skunk.

I should not hunt while stinking drunk.

actually this is more funny:

http://michellemalkin.com/archives/004429.htm

Bush really DID get better grades than Kerry at Yale!

Fine and when he starts shooting his fellow hunters I will get concerned.

Well, I shot a man in Texas
Just to watch him die...

Bush really DID get better grades than Kerry at Yale!

How many medals did he get in 'Nam?

But Kerry earned his!

I was quoting Paull.
I know Bush never accomplished anything on his own his entire life.

Hey! He was a cheerleader!

Stupid Dick Cheney Quotes
From Daniel Kurtzman,Your Guide to Political Humor.

10 Mind-Numbingly Stupid Quotes by Dick Cheney
10) "Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better." -June 4, 2003

9) "I had other priorities in the sixties than military service." -on his five draft deferments, April 5, 1989

8) "There are a lot of lessons we want to learn out of this process in terms of what works. I think we are in fact on our way to getting on top of the whole Katrina exercise." --Sept. 10, 2005

7) "Conservation may be a sign of personal virtue but it is not a sufficient basis for a sound, comprehensive energy policy." -April 30, 2001

6) "My belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators." --March 16, 2003

5) "We know he's been absolutely devoted to trying to acquire nuclear weapons, and we believe he has, in fact, reconstituted nuclear weapons." --March 16, 2003

4) "In Iraq, a ruthless dictator cultivated weapons of mass destruction and the means to deliver them. He gave support to terrorists, had an established relationship with al Qaeda, and his regime is no more." -Nov. 7, 2003

3) "I think they're in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency." -- on the Iraq insurgency, June 20, 2005

2) "Oh, yeah. He is. Big time.'' --agreeing with then-candidate George W. Bush, who was overheard at a campaign rally saying, "There's Adam Clymer, major league a**hole from The New York Times," Sept. 4, 2000

1) "Go f*ck yourself." --to Sen. Patrick Leahy, during an angry exchange on the Senate floor about profiteering by Halliburton, June 25, 2004

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Interesting. I saw a copy of Bush's report card from Yale and one whole semester was missing..... no grades on anything but yet they say he was a 'C' average student.

Hah! I still say he can't read!

But he askes interesting questions, such as, "Is our children learning?"

They were in a car, they drive along, they get out of the car, he shoots
his friend in the face, then they get back in the car and they go hide
for 18 hours. That's not hunting, that's an episode of "The Sopranos"

-- Jay Leno

LOL Edgarblythe,

Doesn't he just make your heart swell with pride to be represented by Clueless George? NOT!

Poor little fool... didn't even know about the sale of our ports to his terrorist friends! If you believe that one I have a bridge for sale.

I think old Jay captured the essence of this story!