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Bush is in my city; guess what BBB is going to do

 
 
Reply Fri 3 Feb, 2006 10:09 am
Selected President George Bush flew into Albuquerque last night. Today, he will speak at Intel, one stop on his perpetual campaigning to save his butt.

Know what I'm going to do while Bush is here? I will be outside poking around, looking for snails and slugs. Might even rake up the doggie poop from my two mutts.

Also must take the garbage out. If only George Bush would fit in my little dumpster.

Sigh,
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revel
 
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Reply Fri 3 Feb, 2006 11:08 am
If you are any where near Bush, be careful of what you wear, might want to keep any "Dumb and Dumber" shirts in the closet.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Fri 3 Feb, 2006 11:15 am
revel wrote:
If you are any where near Bush, be careful of what you wear, might want to keep any "Dumb and Dumber" shirts in the closet.


My two dogs won't let me associate with idiots. They are trying to give me a veneer of class.

BBB
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roger
 
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Reply Fri 3 Feb, 2006 11:17 am
Put down the skillet, BBB, and back away from it with your hands in plan sight.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Fri 3 Feb, 2006 11:19 am
Roger
roger wrote:
Put down the skillet, BBB, and back away from it with your hands in plan sight.


Roger, pleeeeze! Why would I waste a good skillet on Bush's empty head?

BBB
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Fri 3 Feb, 2006 11:31 am
BBB
Come to think of it, it would be fun to sneak up to Bush's limo and let the air out of the tires.

Hey, NSA, if you are reading this---just kidding---kind of.

BBB
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Bartikus
 
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Reply Sat 4 Feb, 2006 08:09 pm
maybe some sugar in the tank.....just kidding George.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 4 Feb, 2006 08:12 pm
Maybe brutally kick his ass. And I ain't kiddin. Come and get me!
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talk72000
 
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Reply Sat 4 Feb, 2006 11:11 pm
GWB = George Will Barf
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sat 4 Feb, 2006 11:24 pm
Please, please, please, PLEASE moon that bastid!
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 5 Feb, 2006 12:15 am
How big can you blow up this image?

http://www.bartcop.com/worst_president_ever_actual.jpg
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2006 01:07 pm
Truth be known, you plan to have tea and a chat with George...isn't that the real truth of the matter BBB? The way you go on and on about George all the time, it becomes quite clear to even the untrained observer that you admire George and wish you could spend more time with him. It's okay...you can admit to it here, nobody will judge you on it.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2006 01:11 pm
Sturgis
Sturgis wrote:
Truth be known, you plan to have tea and a chat with George...isn't that the real truth of the matter BBB? The way you go on and on about George all the time, it becomes quite clear to even the untrained observer that you admire George and wish you could spend more time with him. It's okay...you can admit to it here, nobody will judge you on it.


No matter how looney and hopelessly in love with George Bush I might become, my two dogs don't like him and won't allow him near me. I dare not invite him because my dogs would bite his sorry butt and I would spend what's left of my life in the slammer.

BBB
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2006 01:54 pm
Denial won't drive him out of your fantasies.
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Amigo
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2006 01:58 pm
BBB, I can't believe you and that manhunter K-9 you have on your lap let Bush get away.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2006 02:01 pm
I thinkk the dogs are still upset that they never got to meet Millie so they are making BBB suffer.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2006 02:13 pm
BBB
I'm still undecided whether my 8 pound Japanese Chin, Dolly, is the alpha dog in my household. It sort of switches back and forth between them. I feel it necessary from time to time to remind the mutts that I am the pack leader and they had better behave.

They just snort at me and remind me that they don't like Bush.

I will pass along your K-9 compliment to 14 pound Maddy.

BBB
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Anon-Voter
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2006 02:15 pm
Re: BBB
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
I'm still undecided whether my 8 pound Japanese Chin, Dolly, is the alpha dog in my household. It sort of switches back and forth between them. I feel it necessary from time to time to remind the mutts that I am the pack leader and they had better behave.

They just snort at me and remind me that they don't like Bush.

BBB


You dogs are a lot smarter than our right wing intelligensia Rolling Eyes

Anon
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2006 02:17 pm
Re: BBB
Anon-Voter wrote:
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
I'm still undecided whether my 8 pound Japanese Chin, Dolly, is the alpha dog in my household. It sort of switches back and forth between them. I feel it necessary from time to time to remind the mutts that I am the pack leader and they had better behave.
They just snort at me and remind me that they don't like Bush.
BBB

You dogs are a lot smarter than our right wing intelligensia Rolling Eyes
Anon


They get their smarts from the person the two of them were named for: Dolly and Madison.

BBB
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