We also get the Mormons come calling. Usualy 2 young American men, who are always very polite. They begin with something like "Good evening sir, have you had a good day" and something like The Mothers of Invention or Ozzy Osbourne drifting thru the house usualy blows them away. Why do these guys dress as if they've just come off the set of "77 Sunset Strip" in their tight suits and white oxford cotton shirts. Retro must go down big in Salt Lake City
my friends mum was Welsh with a beautiful soft accent. One day a man barged by her on some stairs, nearly knocking her over - she quickly turned and tapped him on the back and said 'Excuse me I think you've dropped something' - he stopped and asked what??
your manners, she said and walked away leaving him looking very foolish.
As my old grandad used to say on a Saturday night down the pub.
"The trouble with women is, you can't train 'em and you can't shoot 'em. They're not like dogs or 'orses
"Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine."
Gotta luv it!
Misti, I used to have that one as a scrolling marquee on my work computer. Sure got some dirty looks from the boss till I took it down.
He doesn't have a sense of Humah, does he Roger?
No, he does not. He has tried to train himself to laugh at the right place when he hears a joke. It never quite succeeds.
I bet you five dollhairs, you'll never guess !!!
Another work-related one...
You want it good, cheap & fast? Pick two and call me back.
When did you say you were going for a long walk on that short pier?
Well at least it didn't have any ketchup in it !
I am going to be really MIFFed this summer!!!
The fit has hit the shan.
I'm sorry, I think you've mistakened me for someone who gives a ****.
My favorite! One day my mother-in-law was telling me about this store she managed and how it was in such a bad part of town. She described it, "Believe me, it was the worst freaking store in the world. It was on the corner of Hell and F*ck You."
