ROTFLMAO, Deb!
And in that spirit, I offer the following.
I was attending a volunteer committee meeting once when the president of an organization, who just happened to be gay, decided to berate me in front of the group. He was well-known for being verbally abusive. I kept sitting there, taking it, wondering why I was putting up with this crap when I wasn't even getting paid. He went on and on and on and on criticizing me.
Finally, I had enough and decided I was outta there. I got up to go, and he couldn't resist the impulse to throw one more at me on my way out.
"You and I never could get along," he said. "You have a problem with gays!"
"Well," I shot back, "since I never planned on sleeping with you, it didn't really matter."