I wonder what Lord Ellpus is doing right now?

Is lord E related to John Cleese? That's pretty dandy footwork.

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Thanks for posting the silly walk. I still laugh everytime I see it.

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I have it from a good source (actually, not so good a source. That bastard Penburry is sucking money out of my wallet as if he was some Transylvanian or whatnot) that Lord Ellpus had a morning quite like any other morning.

When he rose at 4:30, he let Guinness the dog out. He stepped outside with her through the back sliding door, took a few deep breaths of the crisp night air and stretched his deformed aching limbs. Then he removed his sunglasses and set them on the bank of the lake. He dove in without a single sound.
Water was cool and soothing. Ellpus'es crusty skin quicky soaked water in and revealed beautiful dark silver scales. Pointy ribs on his slender body transformed into five sets of gills. Ellpus'es fishlike silhouette flowed through the dark waters with determination and stealth. Eyes, normally hidden behind sunglasses outside, were emanating soft glow, giving just enough light for Ellpus to find his way to the Station.

Sam the Fish was already at the main terminal, talking to Penburry about breakfast over the radio.

- Aah, there he is. How would you like your eggs this morning, Sir?

- I'll have them scrambled, Sam. And tell Penburry not to use that red container, it's leaking. My eggs were soaked yesterday.

- Ten four, sir. Penburry, please be so kind as to bring two scrambled eggs with some toast with a dash of marmite. We shall have tea over here today as well. Oh, and before you get into the diving suit, can you throw in the thermohydraulic atomic bifurcator? I have a feeling we will get around to do some tests today. Thank you, Penburry. Can you copy that?.....

At this point Penburry was fastening the diving helmet on his head and I won't hear from him until tomorrow. I sure cannot wait to know what those tests were about and how they went!

Now THAT is about as close a guess as anybody has made so far.


The tests results will be ready in the morning, just in time for my daily spawning session.

we'll be waiting with baited breath. tomorrow humankind might start writing a whole new chapter of history!

Let us pray for the tubes. Test tubes, that is. Most of them explode during the tests, as it is extremely hard to keep the temperature precisely at the same lever.

Actually, when you give "Lord Ellpus" into google image,
you come up with a picture of dagmar (the very last one)...

What a coincidence, ha?

...and I also found this image of Lord and Lady Elpus in image google. Considering that he'll be 50 years old in a few days, the picture is pretty realistic.

Oh, actually that is not a coincidence. We did meet. And the photo is true, albeit deceiving. The sign '50' that ellpus is holding is not related to anyone's age. It's a prize we won in the competition we entered: the Fish oil guzzler. We entered in couples category, winning by downing esteemable 50 glasses of fish oil. Latvian couple that came in second handled laughable 36.
We won a barrel of fish oil, I believe it went to Droitwitch as I was not allowed to take it on board of a plane.

I took Jane's advice and did a google image search for "Lord Ellpus".

Imagine my surprise to see Blatham there....

No dagmar, go to image google and look at the last picture.
It is a picture of you with your guitar and a little boy...

gustav, they all had a party, and we weren't invited

I guess we don't count, Jane.

Sorry CJ, but I forgot to send your invitation to the London meet.

Gus was there, however. He's probably denying it, to save your feelings.


What a day it's been.

I've just got back from a boat naming ceremony.

http://www.vanisle360.com/boatprofile/list.php?number=4

it's mighty nice of you to help Matt, Sabrina, and Steve with their boat. You have such a soft spot for charity.

Bugger charity! Did you get a load of Sabrina's lady bumps?

kinda hard to see from here.

christ, now i'll have that black eyed peas song in my head forever again. you know the one: my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. you can watch em but you can't touch cause i'ma... gonna start some drama... you don't want no drama... no no no no drama....

I have never heard that one......was it written by Rogers and Hammerstein?

Lord E gets up in the middle of the night and logs in to check out the "I wonder what Lord Ellpus is doing right now?" thread...

No,no, Spanky is going to have breakfast soon....

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I can hardly wait to see photos of Lord Ellpus' crotch fruit.

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OUTRAGEOUS! This means that you must be one of my "guide to expert masturbation" webcam group, to have got this picture.


I shall now cancel your subscription. Do not expect a refund.


I'll have you know, I have been on a diet since this was taken.
Just out of interest....this was the rubber glove and vacuum pump night, wasn't it?