Do you own a Guardian Angel?

the lady diane is my guardian, she ain't no angel.

Yes, she is! Wanna have an argument?

francis, he shoot coca cola.

Do you have something against Coca Cola?

Or Velveeta, btw?

Francis, the cowboy has gone back to bed. We seem to have our coughing in sync now, so I'm on my way soon.

You still haven't eased him into a cultured man of fine manners, but he does seem to be showing interest in fine cheeses---ssh, don't tell him I spilled the beans..

I really like Jarlsberg

You spilled the beans, Diane, dear? Clean it up before he wakes up! :wink:

Dys, go back to bed, now!

ok

my angel just made me a toddy= hot tea-whisky-lemon juice. I go to bed now.

Way back in my girl's convent in India, sisters used to emphasize the same. And I always thought that because they became nuns or sisters because they had some basic big problem in life, so they wanted to believe in guardian angels a lot themselves and so emphasized it. But now I hold a different view. I think each one of us has a guardian angel. To the extent that we live in the heart or are pure in the heart, is the extent to which the angel gets bigger and bigger and we feel more and more protected and also blessed!

do i have to get baptized to get one of dem guardian angels? life....so tough.

You have to stop shouting "holy ****!".. :wink:

Nope. One to customer, regardless.
I understand yours gets hazardous-duty pay.
(And wears earplugs.)

i wear earplugs, too. it's a perfect match then. i should stop shooing pigeons away, i must be shooing the angel away, too.

People from your part of the world do not receive guardian angels, dag. I believe you were issued a guardian imp.

Angels that make hot toddys. Now that I can climb aboard of.

Have you tried one made with Jamaican spiced rum? Mmmm.

I think Guardian Angel cover is available as an optional extra on my medical insurance .....I think I went with the Major Organ Transplant option instead.