Let's get ready for Hanukkah tomorrow!
Tuesday, December 16 and ends in the evening of Wednesday, December 24
http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/you-probably-need-this-tiny-dinosaur-menorah
Since you have to preorder these wonders to come out in January, I'm thinking about getting one for next year.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/214649340/menorasaurus-rex-pre-order-for-january?ref=br_feed_25&br_feed_tlp=holidays
@tsarstepan,
ahhh the Menorahsaurus drex, dinosaur meat is kosher from the getgo.
@farmerman,
Hell yeah, cloven hooves be damned.
@jespah,
menorahsaurus didn't have cloven hoofies. She had big claws like a chik'n
Wahoo! Y'all have a good 'un, y' hear?
I think this week I'll go out and find myself some latkes and jelly doughnuts!
I'm gonna make some latkes. I've got my grandmother's grater. Her magic touch lives.
Happy Chanukah to all and to all a good night.
@Roberta,
Belated, but... a very good yontif to you, 'Boida, and to everyone else here.
@tsarstepan,
Put on your yarmulke,
Here comes Hanukkah!
So much funukah,
To celebrate Hanukkah!
Hanukkah is the festival of lights.
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.
Adam Sandler
@jcboy,
Oy! Hugs and happy holidays! One of my faves!*
*Don't tell the others.
In Miami, there were Shabbat elevators in all the Jewish resorts. The elevators stopped on every single floor up and down from sundown Friday to sundown Saturday so that the user was not generating any power, it was already going there. Using any equipment that generates power is forbidden in Orthodox Judaism, and now you know!
On a side note, most new GE electric ranges have a Shabbat mode built in, you have to read up on it in the manual.
@jcboy,
Quote: most new GE electric ranges have a Shabbat mode built in
my mom'd make reservations for uncle Stan and his wife Ruth.(They were the only left over Jews in our family because allthe other Livov brothers converted to Russian Orthodox in order to not piss off the Tsar)
@farmerman,
Did you know Elvis Presley's first job was a Shabbos Goy (gentile) he worked for a Jewish family turning on the lights and cooking for them. As long as they paid him in advance it didn't violate any laws.
@jcboy,
thank you, thank ya very much.
Happy Hanukkah!
Tonight I will be lighting the menorah for eight nights.
