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New Weapon - GAY GAS????

 
 
Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 21 Dec, 2005 10:28 am
how about a bush/cheney/congress gas bomb?
As soon as they inhale it, all soldiers on both sides will stop fighting and begin looking for other peoples children to do it for them.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Wed 21 Dec, 2005 10:37 am
Oh, I'm sorry. It isn't a bomb it is a spray:

Quote:
Non-Lethal Systems Already in Use
Instant Banana Peel: It is a slippery surface coating first used for riot control in 1972 to deny either foot or vehicular travel.


http://www.nationaldefensemagazine.org/issues/2000/May/Peacekeeping.htm

I always prefer weapons designed by Stooge aficionados than any other kind of weapon.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 21 Dec, 2005 11:08 am
squinney wrote:
Uh, would that be shortened in name and become the "K-Y Bomb," Boomer?

Bah! Joke thief!
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yitwail
 
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Reply Wed 21 Dec, 2005 12:12 pm
banana peel might be more effective if accompanied by a whiff of nitrous oxide.
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JustanObserver
 
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Reply Wed 21 Dec, 2005 12:27 pm
The only "gay gas" I know about is when my cousin eats a bad meal.
Although I suppose if they can replicate that, it could prove to be a potent weapon.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 21 Dec, 2005 05:01 pm
Hmmmmm...the Theban band would be insulted, too.

I guess .... IF there exists a chemical able to do so in the presence of what one imagines might be ther over riding fight or flight response.... that an overwhelming lust might get in the way of effective fighting, but turning people gay affecting fighting?

These people are frighteningly bigoted to the point of near insanity.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 21 Dec, 2005 06:02 pm
I'm wondering if it's really possible to create a chemical that will turn someone gay?

That could be pretty funny.

"The aftermath of the Iraq/US war? 88% of male Iraquis now report a fondness for Mazda Miatas and showtunes."
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squinney
 
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Reply Thu 22 Dec, 2005 05:31 pm
The bigotry aside, which I think we all agree was clearly demostrated by the fella that suggested it, I'm intrigued by the idea of a weapon that would cause the enemy to become non-violent or in some way inhibit their desire to fight.

Something like an opium bomb might be interesting and would give Afghanistan a new market.
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Finn dAbuzz
 
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Reply Thu 22 Dec, 2005 06:20 pm
squinney wrote:
The bigotry aside, which I think we all agree was clearly demostrated by the fella that suggested it, I'm intrigued by the idea of a weapon that would cause the enemy to become non-violent or in some way inhibit their desire to fight.

Something like an opium bomb might be interesting and would give Afghanistan a new market.


No, we don't all agree that the "fella" who suggested a Gay Gas Bomb is a bigot.

Stupidity and bigotry are not synonymous.

The stupidity involved has to do with

1) The presumption that there is chemical that can turn heterosexual men into homosexuals
2) That men aroused (over women or other men) will lay down their weapons and rut like animals.

Where is the bigotry?

This is a perfect example of the misuse of a term and concept due to political motivations.

Whenever someone says something stupid that incorporates the terms "Gay" or "Homosexual," they are not, necessarily a bigot.

I appreciate that Liberals feel that bigotry is the greatest of all sins, but even if that were the case, there is no value in over application.
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StSimon
 
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Reply Thu 22 Dec, 2005 06:29 pm
Re: New Weapon - GAY GAS????
squinney wrote:
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In January, the Department of Defense confirmed a report that Air Force officials proposed developing a chemical weapon in 1994 that would turn enemies gay. The proposal, part of a plan from Wright Air Force Base in Dayton, Ohio, was to develop "chemicals that effect (sic) human behavior so that discipline and morale in enemy units is adversely effected (sic). One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior." SLDN also condemned that report, and the Pentagon later said it never intended to develop the program.


Some Info Here

Sorry, but other than the outrageous suggestion that "gays" are unable to fight, I actually think the idea of a weapon that causes the enemy to focus on making love not war is pretty doggone good.

Any thoughts?


Leave it to the military to come up with something THIS stupid.
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StSimon
 
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Reply Thu 22 Dec, 2005 06:31 pm
squinney wrote:
As I attempted to note, Setanta. I don't believe that to be the case.

However, a weapon that causes the enemy to have perpetual "hard-ons" would seem to divert their attention, and would appear to be a decent weapon if there is such a thing.

Would it be against Geneva or any other rules of war to use such a chemical?


Airborn Viagra Rolling Eyes
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John Creasy
 
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Reply Fri 23 Dec, 2005 08:53 am
Re: New Weapon - GAY GAS????
squinney wrote:
Quote:
In January, the Department of Defense confirmed a report that Air Force officials proposed developing a chemical weapon in 1994 that would turn enemies gay. The proposal, part of a plan from Wright Air Force Base in Dayton, Ohio, was to develop "chemicals that effect (sic) human behavior so that discipline and morale in enemy units is adversely effected (sic). One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior." SLDN also condemned that report, and the Pentagon later said it never intended to develop the program.


Some Info Here

Sorry, but other than the outrageous suggestion that "gays" are unable to fight, I actually think the idea of a weapon that causes the enemy to focus on making love not war is pretty doggone good.

Any thoughts?


I don't think anyone is suggesting that gay people can't fight. Obviously there are no women at the front(at least on the enemies side) so a heterosexual aphrodisiac would be pointless. In war you are surrounded by a bunch of men, therefore a chemical that made you attracted to them might have a real effect.
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 23 Dec, 2005 09:19 am
Yeah, we will drop our weapons and pick up our condoms
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 23 Dec, 2005 09:44 am
Despite the fact that the Articles of War in the United States had always prohibited "sodomy," not much effort ever seems to have been made to prevent the practice. Anectdotal evidence suggests that instances of "buggery" always increased during and after battles--the notion that it would have any affect on the fighting effectiveness of troops is indeed an instance of gross stupidity on the part of whoever came up with this idiocy.

Women have been involved in battle throughout history. Among the Kelts, not only was it common, it was considered the place of women to go into battle just as did the men, and older women were often charged with teaching martial skills to the boys and girls of the tribe. The legends surrounding the great Irish mythic hero Cu Chulainn have him learning his weapons skills from two Scots (i.e., in the Dalraida, Irish colonists) "witches." The word "witch" is an English corruption of "wicca" (the modern day "wiccans" are an even grosser, and witless, corruption), which simply means an initiate into certain mysteries. Therefore, calling these Scots women witches meant they were well schooled in their metier--in that case, the use of weapons.

When the French foreign legion marched into Dahomey to put down the slave trade in 1892, they found themselves fighting an all-female army numbering in the thousands. It is also thought the legend of the Amazons derives from Aryan tribes, and perhaps Kelts, among whom female warriors were common.
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John Creasy
 
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Reply Fri 23 Dec, 2005 10:00 am
Setanta wrote:
Despite the fact that the Articles of War in the United States had always prohibited "sodomy," not much effort ever seems to have been made to prevent the practice. Anectdotal evidence suggests that instances of "buggery" always increased during and after battles--the notion that it would have any affect on the fighting effectiveness of troops is indeed an instance of gross stupidity on the part of whoever came up with this idiocy.


So it's common for two dudes to be getting it on while bombs are dropping all around them??? Shocked

Quote:
Women have been involved in battle throughout history. Among the Kelts, not only was it common, it was considered the place of women to go into battle just as did the men, and older women were often charged with teaching martial skills to the boys and girls of the tribe. The legends surrounding the great Irish mythic hero Cu Chulainn have him learning his weapons skills from two Scots (i.e., in the Dalraida, Irish colonists) "witches." The word "witch" is an English corruption of "wicca" (the modern day "wiccans" are an even grosser, and witless, corruption), which simply means an initiate into certain mysteries. Therefore, calling these Scots women witches meant they were well schooled in their metier--in that case, the use of weapons.

When the French foreign legion marched into Dahomey to put down the slave trade in 1892, they found themselves fighting an all-female army numbering in the thousands. It is also thought the legend of the Amazons derives from Aryan tribes, and perhaps Kelts, among whom female warriors were common.


Did you have to bring up the woman thing??? I'm not saying that women can't be brave, but the notion that they can physically compete with men in battle is ludicrous.
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StSimon
 
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Reply Fri 23 Dec, 2005 02:44 pm
John Creasy wrote:

Did you have to bring up the woman thing??? I'm not saying that women can't be brave, but the notion that they can physically compete with men in battle is ludicrous.


Talk about GAS! Rolling Eyes
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 23 Dec, 2005 03:06 pm
squinney wrote:

However, a weapon that causes the enemy to have perpetual "hard-ons" would seem to divert their attention, and would appear to be a decent weapon if there is such a thing.


Not completely unrelated but-

( im digging into some old info here.. so I could be wrong.. dont quote me.. )
I believe it was Germany who created a sound barrier in a war that caused a soldier to vomit when they came close enough to the 'barrier' to be effected by the sound waves.

That is a completely debilitating action.
You cant shoot when puking, you cant run, you cant fight back..

with a hard on , the only danger is a Weapon of Minute Destruction
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 23 Dec, 2005 03:15 pm
Setanta wrote:
My ancient ancestors went into battle nekkid . . . havin' a big hard-on was considered a sign of martial prowess . . .


Druid?
Viking?
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John Creasy
 
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Reply Fri 23 Dec, 2005 04:18 pm
StSimon wrote:
John Creasy wrote:

Did you have to bring up the woman thing??? I'm not saying that women can't be brave, but the notion that they can physically compete with men in battle is ludicrous.


Talk about GAS! Rolling Eyes

You disagree????
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Wolf ODonnell
 
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Reply Fri 23 Dec, 2005 04:30 pm
This is a ridiculous concept. Would you bugger another man if you had a raging hard on and there wasn't a woman in sight? Of course, not.

And Finn, trying to attack liberals in a post where they were just attacking the idiot that came up with the idea of the gas is quite frankly... I will leave other people to finish that last sentence, because I'm quite sure that whatever I think up of will pale in comparison to what other people can think up of.
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