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Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

 
 
djjd62
 
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Reply Thu 22 Mar, 2012 05:58 am
@Region Philbis,
a number of years back there was a conference for some group of US Preachers in Detroit, many of them decided to check out Windsor, Ontario, Canada, as i remember the story, (it was in the 70's) about half of the preachers who chose to visit were turned back because they had firearms in the car (apparently they didn't know they could cross the border with them, and all admitted to having them when questioned)
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 22 Mar, 2012 08:12 am
@djjd62,
djjd62 wrote:

a number of years back there was a conference for some group of US Preachers in Detroit, many of them decided to check out Windsor, Ontario, Canada, as i remember the story, (it was in the 70's) about half of the preachers who chose to visit were turned back because they had firearms in the car (apparently they didn't know they could cross the border with them, and all admitted to having them when questioned)


DJ?! That's not really pithy and concise an attempt at a signature.... Rolling Eyes

Is that the kind of bumper stickers you have up there in Canada?Razz
rosborne979
 
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Reply Thu 22 Mar, 2012 09:34 am
@Region Philbis,
Region Philbis wrote:

ThePackinPreacher wrote:
I'm a 27 year old pastor from Ohio, lookin to buy my first gun.

< shudder >
Not much scarier than a man of God, armed to the teeth, ready to do whatever the voice in his head tells him to do.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Thu 22 Mar, 2012 09:46 am
@tsarstepan,
we all drive snow plows, lots of bumper space
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 23 Mar, 2012 02:57 pm
@djjd62,
Reyn wrote:

I'm seriously thinking of organising a Woodstock for those of us that do not smoke pot.

Yes, it's high time. Rolling Eyes

http://able2know.org/topic/186722-1#post-4937606
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 23 Mar, 2012 03:07 pm
@tsarstepan,
roger wrote:

Good, cuz the only way I could get a cat to sit on command was to wait till it sat down and say, in my most authoritative voice "SIT".

http://able2know.org/topic/186634-1#post-4936183
The epitome of cat training!
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 4 Apr, 2012 03:37 am
ABE5177 wrote:
you been dringking?
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parados
 
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Reply Wed 4 Apr, 2012 05:18 pm
joefromchicago

Quote:
I'll agree that it's always polite to ask first, whether we're talking about eye-poking or ass-licking,
joefromchicago
 
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Reply Thu 5 Apr, 2012 11:04 am
@parados,
That's good advice, kids.
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roger
 
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Reply Thu 5 Apr, 2012 02:18 pm
outgoingpeep wrote:

We cannot get along without the brain. The brain very important!!!


I consider this to be fairly accurate.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 6 Apr, 2012 02:53 pm
djjd62 wrote:

... both asses and brains have that crevice down the middle of them, so really, they're not that much different

http://able2know.org/topic/187396-1#post-4949504
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roger
 
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Reply Tue 10 Apr, 2012 09:43 am
JLNobody wrote:

--the unlived life is not worth examining.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sat 14 Apr, 2012 10:24 am
thack wrote:
republicans DO have a place in the bedroom! i got my bedroom republican from Target. it's kinda like a garden gnome with a gun and a bible
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thack45
 
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Reply Sun 15 Apr, 2012 03:11 pm
edgarblythe wrote:
So poo on any sourheads, except me.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Thu 19 Apr, 2012 01:47 pm
@thack45,
Spendius wrote.

Quote:
Overly-polite people are among the most dangerous and ruthless.

Wilhelm Reich.

What a pussy Setanta must be eh?

My experience is that it is generally true.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 26 Apr, 2012 06:13 am
farmerman wrote:
Being a dog doesnt leave you with a lot of career options.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Fri 27 Apr, 2012 07:52 am
@sozobe,
Spendius wrote,

Shagging dogs and wanted to be killed are the least of our problems.
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 30 Apr, 2012 06:37 am
Lots of stuff about Egypt comes first.

Waael ebn-Fekry wrote:
Derived from the phrases of a song by Howard Jones
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 1 May, 2012 06:51 am
Ragman wrote:
I'm sweet, lame and contrite. Love me!"
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 2 May, 2012 01:03 pm
@jespah,
DrewDad wrote:

farmerman wrote:
Is there a social media for hermits?

It's called a bar.

http://able2know.org/topic/189912-1#post-4971959
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