Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

a number of years back there was a conference for some group of US Preachers in Detroit, many of them decided to check out Windsor, Ontario, Canada, as i remember the story, (it was in the 70's) about half of the preachers who chose to visit were turned back because they had firearms in the car (apparently they didn't know they could cross the border with them, and all admitted to having them when questioned)

ThePackinPreacher wrote:

I'm a 27 year old pastor from Ohio, lookin to buy my first gun.

< shudder >

I'm seriously thinking of organising a Woodstock for those of us that do not smoke pot.

Yes, it's high time.

Good, cuz the only way I could get a cat to sit on command was to wait till it sat down and say, in my most authoritative voice "SIT".

you been dringking?

I'll agree that it's always polite to ask first, whether we're talking about eye-poking or ass-licking,

We cannot get along without the brain. The brain very important!!!

... both asses and brains have that crevice down the middle of them, so really, they're not that much different

--the unlived life is not worth examining.

republicans DO have a place in the bedroom! i got my bedroom republican from Target. it's kinda like a garden gnome with a gun and a bible

So poo on any sourheads, except me.

Overly-polite people are among the most dangerous and ruthless.

Wilhelm Reich.

What a pussy Setanta must be eh?

My experience is that it is generally true.

Being a dog doesnt leave you with a lot of career options.

Derived from the phrases of a song by Howard Jones

I'm sweet, lame and contrite. Love me!"

farmerman wrote:

Is there a social media for hermits?

It's called a bar.