Setanta Wrote:
Quote:You can call until you are blue in the face . . . for all the good it will do you . . .
Mr. Setanta,
Oh wow! Everybody! Did you see that? Setanta said he would be my Smileys Anonymous sponsor and I can call him all I want! Even until I turn blue in the face! Do you know how long that is? My grandma used to say it was a loooooooooonnng, loooooooooooooooong, time.
I can't believe it! You are going to be my sponsor. I am so honored. I don't know if I can live up to your expectations but I will sure do my best. I may do stupid things sometimes and say things that are stupid but I know you will point them out to me because that's what a good sponsor does, right?
Ok, Step Two: "Came to believe that a power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity".
Uh oh. We might have a bit of a problem with this one. I have heard that some in Twelve Step Programs don't use God right away as their Higher Power. If it's ok with you, I'd like to use you as my Higher Power, ok? Since you are so superior in everything compared to me I think that would be a good choice, don't you?
I mean be honest, ok? You are my sponsor and if you're not honest it won't help me!
Thanx again for agreeing to be my Smileys Anonymous Sponsor Mr. Setanta. I can't tell you just how much this means to me.
Oops! Well, I only used three this time.