Liberal Hypocrisy about Intelligent Design

Well Dys, on closer examination it looks like it was wearing feathers. Looks suspicious to me.

Is that a glass bong she's got in her right hand?

What's the matter guys? Couldn't find any real things to make fun of? You have reduced yourselves to making fun of my choice of avatars now?

Setanta,

That happens to be a dove she has in her hand.

Can't prove it by me . . . and drug abuse would be a wonderful way for you to excuse your poor performance with the English langauge . . . don't pass up an excellent chance like that . . .

Ah yes the dove, the symbol of peace, in the hand of an angel, a christian angel, what a paradox.

Setanta Wrote:



Gee Professor Setanta, didn't know you had a degree in English Composition. Man, the things I learn here on A2K.

You didn't know it because it ain't so, nor have i ever claimed as much. I don't know how to design and automobile, but i know a lemon when i drive one. And i know feeble crap when i've read what you've written. Keep the idiotic emoticons for your clueless christian bretheren and cisterns, 'K?

Setanta,

Ah, but I thought I'd have as much fun as you do! So, if you think it's so much fun, and you are so intelligent, thought I'd try it. Afterall, I do have an open mind, you know. But, I'm going to do it in a much nicer way. I don't want you to be offended or anything. :wink:

Oh, did you know that if you hold down that shift key on your keyboard when you type an i and it will automatically capitalize it! Yes! I promise you! Just thought you might like to know. Wouldn't want anyone to pick on you about not typing words correctly.

No thanks needed. I'm glad to help!

MA is having so much fun she's threatening to have me removed from a2k. She makes a lot of sense as usual; none.

As it happens, i never capitalize the first person singluar pronoun unless it appears at the beginning of a sentence, or unless i am quoting someone else who does favor that usage. As for someone picking on me, i'd have thought by now that you'd have realized that your idiocy rolls right off of me--it's all just agitated electrons, and has no effect on me.

I find it hilarious that both you and Intrepid resort to peurile antics when you hope to insult someone. That lack of maturity of expression, however, is not unexpected from people who cling to such a childish set of beliefs. I have a considerably greater degree of respect for Intrepid (not that much really, but i do have some respect for him, and none at all for you) because i don't see him constantly touting his virtue as a christian--something you seem incapable of avoiding. He is also seems not to be as badly addicted to witless emoticons.

Just relax. She's loving you with the persistent love of Jesus and emoticons.

And now the peanut gallery chips in . . .

How can we warm up the curmudgeon?

Setanta,

Well, you had mentioned something about my English and I know that it is proper to capitalize the pronoun I when using it. But you are so right! You do it at the beginning of a sentence! You are halfway there big guy!

Yes, I have great respect for Intrepid also. A man of few words but always (well, he may have missed a couple of times) uplifting and encouraging words. Yes, he is a very gentle spirit.

You know something, when my grandmother used to get a bit cranky like you seem to be doing, she had the greatest remedy for that. :wink:

You take 4 oz. of prune juice and 4 oz. of mineral oil and mix them together. Now, you have to drink it quick before the mineral oil separates. So just guzzle it on down and I bet in a real short while you will be feeling better. That is, if you have the same problem that made grandma cranky.

I just love these nice little chats with you!

P.S. Do you know if they have a twelve-step program for being addicted to emoticons? I know you have to really want to stop to be able to get help. I don't think I am quite there yet.

You are on a roll, Momma!!! LOL!!!!

There can be no doubt that you have hit the big time, MOAN, you've got Lash cheering for you. Fortunately, i've never been subjected to such an indignity.

You can say what you like about my style of composition and my command of the English language. Your opinion is of no value to me, and, therefore, i direct your attention once again to the relative impact of electrons on the screen of a CRT or flat panel--it's an exact measure of your impact on me.

I just wonder---if you think nothing of others' insults, why do you spend so much time putting other people down?

Seems like you'd think it was of use.

Have you ever tried just being pleasant---just for a day or two?

Setanta,

Hit the big time! Woo Hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man, I can't believe it! All that practicing and paying close attention to what you say. I cannot thank you enough for the lessons you have taught me with your wonderful posts.

Hmmmm. Well, I do know that sometimes grandma poured in more than 4 oz. of prune juice. You might try that. :wink:

Oh hey, I'm happy to help with your composition and English language. No problem at all! I love to help people!

Oh, can you explain relative impact of electrons on the screen of a CRT or flat panel? I guess that is the only way I will know just how much I am helping you! I am sure you are just too modest to tell me exactly how much that is.

But please, could you try not to use words that are really big? I have to look them up and I kind of get a bit sidetracked when I do that. I know how important it is to you to keep on the topic at hand so I wouldn't want to get off in some other direction!

Just thinking of you!

P.S. You forgot to tell me if they had a Twelve Step Program for emoticon addicts? Wonder what they would call that? Smileys Anonymous?

I am always pleasant to those whom i like and respect.

If you feel that i am unpleasant to you or MOAN, something with which i would not disagree, then you might consider what says about my opinion of the two of you and your "contributions" here.

Given your obsession with crude sexual and scatalogical innuendo about those with whom you disagree, Lash, i am all the more moved to hilarity to see you cheering MOAN on. You and she make quite a couple.

We practice tolerance.

She's hilarious.