Michael Jackson converts to Islam

Oh my! Wonder what this means now.

right on, at least he hasn't become a fundy christian. He's dangerous enough as he is.

Hear, hear!

Don't want him to be an atheist.

Yeah, anything but a Christian. Can't trust them. They don't care about anything or anybody. Because we all know they are ALL such evil people.(completely sarcastic.)

well then MA I see you noticed that Mr Jackson converted from catholic to muslim skipping christianity altogether.

Well, this may be true, dys. From what I understand about Islam they have no problem with having sex with children. Their own beloved prophet married a girl of six and had sex (raped her IMO) at the age of nine. Mind you, I realize he (Michael Jackson) was found not guilty. But, in cases like these, I prefer to err on the side of the child.

Sad thing is, all he needs to do is ask God to forgive him and stop doing it (that is, if he is doing it.)

I'm inclined to respond to your most recent post here MA but I'm afeared I'd be banned afterwards.

Perhaps he feels at home with a religion which according to its holy texts was founded by a peadeophile.

Michael Jackson is a poster boy for George Bush's education program slogan -- "Leave no Child's Behind." (Isn't that how it goes?)

Thought he was a Jehovah's Witness?

They deserve each other.

Doesn't he drink?

hehe.....

<stirs up hornet's nest and runs away.....>

I wouldn't care if Jackson joined the Church of the Gooey Death and Discount House of Worship. Waddya expect?? Whether he is guilty or not, (remember he was found, "not guilty") he has been through some incredible trauma, over a very long period of time.

It is very common for someone who has gone through great anguish to attempt to change his life by renouncing his former beliefs, and embracing another belief system. Basically, he is probably looking to start fresh.

Re: Michael Jackson converts to Islam



Makes a lotta sense to me at least. I mean, sex in the islammic world is mostly about goats, ducks, and young boys, isn't it?

Au

That one I like !

Guess my reference to him possibly liking children wasn't nasty enough. Dys, I have no idea why you would get banned for saying something to me about my post. I just stated facts I had been given by a Muslim on these threads about that prophet. I was told that the girl had gone through puberty and that's why it was perfectly ok.

And, I said Michael Jackson had been found not guilty but if he was guilty he could be forgiven.

I guess that is nasty?

Michael Jackson wouldn't be considered all that weird or unusual in the muslim world. Consider:



The Three Billygoats Gruff



Many years ago, in the Khwarism kingdom, the empire centered
around the cities of Samarkand, Bukhara, and Gurgange in the territory
now called Uzbekistan, there was a bridge across a narrow section of
the Syr Daria river and this bridge was guarded by a troll, named Ali
Mohammed Qa-eelbasi. This was before the padishah Mohammed of the Khwarism
empire burned the beards off of four of the infidel dog Chengis Khan's
ambassadors and Chengis Khan reduced that entire territory to a smoking
ruin (may he who cannot take a joke endure Allah's curse).

Now, this Ali Mohammed Qa-eelbasi was quite wealthy by inheritance and by
dint of clever investment strategies and stock trading and, having no need
of money or wealth beyond his possessions, and being an islamic troll,
rather than demanding money from travellers seeking to cross his bridge,
was in the habit of demanding various other favors from them.

One morning while Ali Mohammed was guarding his bridge and attempting to
catch fish in the Syr Daria, he heard the light clatter of little hooves
on the wooden planks of his bridge and looked up to see a little billygoat
traipsing across the bridge, trippity, clippity, clippity, trippity, and
this little goat (Allah be praised!!) had glossy white fur and flowers in his
mane, and was wearing a silk petticoat with what appeared to be lace panties
underneath, Ali Mohammed could not be quite certain, and a little training
bra from Bloomingdales', and had a coy smile upon his face.

"ALLAH BE PRAISED"!! shouted Ali Mohammed! Surely the faithful shall prosper,
this must be my lucky day!!!!

And, the little goat looked at Ali Mohammed, the coy smile still on his
lips, and said:



Now, when Ali Mohammed heard this, he was overcome with passion and desire,
and could scarcely restrain himself; nonetheless, he replied: "Go then,
with Allah's blessing", and allowed the little goat to cross the bridge
unmolested. "I shall (eagerly) await your brother!"

Ali Mohammed went back to his efforts to catch fish and, about a half hour
later, he heard a somewhat heavier fall of hooves across the wooden planks
of his bridge: clippity cloppity clop, clippity cloppity clop, and Ali
Mohammed looked up to a sight which aroused within him a veritable paroxism
of passion. This was a larger goat with a gossamer veil over his face, red
roses braided into his glossy white silky fur all around, a golden necklace
and the thinnest sort of a purple gossamer bodice of finest khitan silk,
and dark, brown bedroom eyes.

"ALLAH BE PRAISED!!!" shouted Ali Mohammed, "Verily, this must be the luckiest
day of my life, for surely no troll has ever beheld so lovely, and desirable,
and alluring a goat as thee!"

"Patience!" replied the goat. "Surely you might have me if you wish, but
then you would be too exhausted to appreciate my eldest brother, who travels
only a short distance behind me. He is the sexiest and most voluptuous and
alluring goat in all the world, and he buys ALL of his clothing at Sexy Sadies
Midnight Boutique. Verily, were he standing here beside me, you would not
notice me at all!"

Ali Mohammed somehow or other managed to restrain his lust and passion and allowed
this goat to pass as well and, after ten or twelve minutes when he collected
his wits and got his pulse and breath back under control, returned to his fishing
poles.

Now when the eldest brother amongst the three goats came up to the bridge over
the Syr Daria river and walked upon its wooden planks, Ali Mohammed did not notice
at first, because this goat's hooves, for some reason, made no noise. Ali
Mohammed was in fact taken by complete surprise as this third goat walked up to
within five feet before the troll ever saw him at all. This goat had a silken
veil as did the second goat, and gossamer clothing but, underneath the gossamer,
appeared to be a very strange goat indeed, yellowish with black stripes, a long
tail, fearsome claws, and huge, very non-goatlike teeth. This third goat spoke
these words:



and, with that, seized the unlucky troll in his mighty jaws, chewed him into
bitesized pieces, and wolfed him down.