Hey, it's my day! T-day and I ain't talking turkey.
The turkey is in the oven, having a couple people over. No family within 3,400 miles, except maybe my older brother, the right-wing rocket scientist brother, the weapons manufacturer. I think he is Michigan. The dick doesn't even know he has three sisters now.
I do kinda miss my younger sister. She is the only one in the family who tretas me like I am human. Her husband though will not allow me in "his" house that SHE mostly paid for.
So except for her, I am thankful to be thousands of miles from these people...oh, except for my little niece: