All bunnies eat grass I tell ya.
Not this Li'l White Bunny, horse girl.
I ain't no dam guinea pig!!!!!
Yes, you are. We can easily see through your bunny disguise, you guinea pig, you!
See? You can't HANDLE seeing!
Yes I can!
I can see, because I have eyes to see with! Unlike guinea pigs, because guinea pigs don't have eyes!
Now, Dutch boy, youall just pop your li'l ole finger back in that there dyke, cos now you is just making no sense at all....of COURSE guinea pigs have eyes - and if you pick them up by their tails, the eyes fall out!
Nope, that only happens if you swing 'em around.
That is what I've been told. I could be wrong. Not likely!
I'd never really, admit to being wrong, but for the sake of argument...
Thats not eyes!
See, guinea pigs dont have eyes. Cause eyes dont just "fall out", hello. So that just proves my point.
Guinea pigs dont have eyes. The stuff that falls out if you swing 'em around, is something else. It's beads. Everybody knows that. I guess only A2K'ers would find something to argue with in that long-established fact.
They are too. They do to if the physics is right.
A moot point?
Gerbil's don't wear pearl necklaces, braided hemp all the way. So your theory is wrong.
Why wouldn't an a2ker argue with an established fact? It's what we do.
Hah! That's not falsification, that's obfuscation. Gerbils are not relevant, here - or anywhere, come to think of it. I've seen a gerbil that had sunglasses on and a ponytail to go with it, as if it were cheap-ass Florida model agency pimp. So that just shows you that gerbils, you can have them be anything. Doesnt touch my guinea pig point in the least.
Unlike guinea pigs, bunnies can see, by the way - but very badly.
Let's see you argue that THAT is a bead, Cloghopper!
And - Bunnies see very well, thank you!
Its a bead - clearly. Cant you see the tiny hole in the middle, see, where it looks like a speck of white? Thats where you can string the thread through.
And how would you know about bunnies seeing? You're a guinea pig! I mean - c'mon. Whoever saw a bunny smoke?
Do I LOOK like a goddammed guinea pig to you?
You are blind!
No wonder you cannot see the giunea pig's eye.
And that is a TWINKLE in its eye!
Twinkle schminkle. Thats just fantasy from la-la-land. If you dont want to face the cold, hard facts from science, no matter what disillusionments they may bring, I cannot really blame you. After all, you are just a guinea pig. The whole world must look like one mere twinkle when peered at through the little hole of a bead.
And whaddaya wanna say? That you look like a bunny? Haved you taken a look at your avatar, lately?
It may not look like a guinea pig to the untrained eye, but a bunny it surely is not. <nods>
How would you know? You don't even HAVE an avatar, white rectangle man!
That's a circle, I'll have you know. It's just a rectangle-shaped circle.
