Yo Slappy,
After a number of news horror stories of Marines in Afghanistan being "terrified" of the numerous painted, elaborately coiffed, effeminate and "highly congenial" men in Afghan villages who would sashay up to our Finest and give them offers that our men were only too happy to refuse, and the photos of Iraqi men happily kissing their Anglo Saxon liberators, I am wondering if Iraq is ready for such a transformation as you suggest?
It might be best to parachute in some representatives of the Mustang Ranch as "goodwill ambassadors" to provide some guidance for the Iraqis regarding how we do things downtown.
Without such guidance it may well morph into an Iraqi version of Fire Island, if you get my drift.
